"Sauron used to be hot???" no, Sauron was once a twink, now he's a mecha, hotness remained at steady levels - ThreadSky

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dragoncobolt.bsky.social • 8 days ago

"Sauron used to be hot???" no, Sauron was once a twink, now he's a mecha, hotness remained at steady levels

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But consider: Sauron was *never* hot. He was always secretly an authoritarian evil fuckstain and not worth anyone's attention.

dragoncobolt.bsky.social•8 days ago

i mean, he's also not real, so, his evilness has no bearing on whether people find he's hot

beyond the fact that some people find evil quite sexy when it's not real because it allows them to enjoy some fantasy or another, which is why I find this kind of moralistic tut-tutting extremely tiresome

scotsdragon.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yeah I was mostly joking and it didn't land. Sorry.

dragoncobolt.bsky.social•8 days ago

I'm sorry, this is a bit of a twitchy subject for me because of, like, years of people going, "Uh, didn't you know this character...IS EVIL!?" whenever I talk about shipping stuff, like, yes, I was aware, thank you.

(except they weren't joking)

<3 <3 <3

scotsdragon.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yeah I was thinking of maybe following it up with a double-standards joke about how evil *female* characters are a totally different story.

scotsdragon.bsky.social•8 days ago

(Lesbians can do whatever they want.)

dragoncobolt.bsky.social•8 days ago

like yeah, we know, he's evil, he's the most famous villain of one of the most famous book series of the past 100 years, you don't need to tell us