NGL, Fairbanks’ post woke me like a sleeper agent and reminded me that I DESPERATELY wanted to do this meme. Anyway - buns? #Butakaku - ThreadSky

porcbuns.vtubers.social • 65 days ago

NGL, Fairbanks’ post woke me like a sleeper agent and reminded me that I DESPERATELY wanted to do this meme.

Anyway - buns?

#Butakaku

Comments

fluffyobie.bsky.social•65 days ago

Porc buns offered by the cutest of porc buns? That's good, no matter what mood you're in. 🥰

In short, yes, buns please. Snack on the smaller ones and snuggle the large dorcy one after I've had my fill.

Then snack on the big one when I wake up.

Yeah, last part's a joke.

Unless... 😏

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

It’s like a full course comfort meal deal!

fluffyobie.bsky.social•65 days ago

That's a million dollar idea right there: Comfort food and post-food comfort. 🥰

hambonusmaximus.bsky.social•65 days ago

lloydtavner.bsky.social•65 days ago

I'll take your entire stock, thank you

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

That’s an order 420, coming right up.

drazovthewicked.bsky.social•65 days ago

Something about the posing seems to imply dumpling-smuggling, which is great.

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

Hey kid, you wanna buy a… dumpling?

My trench coat opens to reveal dozens of steaming pork buns tumbling to the ground, almost endlessly.

trevorthepanda.bsky.social•65 days ago

Them be some nice buns there.

5eadubbz.bsky.social•65 days ago

... Man now I'm hungry

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

…you want buns?

5eadubbz.bsky.social•65 days ago

... maybe

gameipedia.itch.io•65 days ago

unironically same, there used to be a bao place nearish enough from me to get it delivered, they were only decent but they were nice :<

yoursspudly.bsky.social•65 days ago

Yes. Yes to all of ‘em please.
Are the green ones pork-flavored too?

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

Those aren’t on the menu!

…they’re on the super secret menu. Don’t tell anyone. 🤫

jawbonecarcrash.bsky.social•65 days ago

Now is the porcflurry still on the secret menu? What about the butacular with extra piggy dip? No? How about the double bun triple stack? Okay okay I'll order something normal I'll have the butabaonow bun surprise animal style a side of pork rice flambé with porcflurry small. I'm watching my figure

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

I am so sorry, I’ve just been informed that the Porcflurry machine is undergoing maintenance. 😔 Can I interest you in a fountain drink?

jawbonecarcrash.bsky.social•65 days ago

This is unacceptable! I have been waiting for months for the porcflurry! I've been given coupons for the porc flurry every time and every time they expire! I demand to speak a representative in charge and file a complaint. If I can't have a porcflurrywith my meal then there's no point!

porcbuns.vtubers.social•65 days ago

Wait, hold on - who's giving you coupons? We don't have any coupons!

yoursspudly.bsky.social•65 days ago

Bold of you to assume I intend on sharin’.
🥔💖