I’m into this whole “Dudes writing romances for dudes in which dudes are not total pricks,” thing, à la #TWISTERS / #THEGORGE / #THEGENTLEMEN (2024) / #SHORESY / #THEFALLGUY. “What if I looked great in twill, Trent Reznor scored my life, and I was tough, but not terrifying?” is decent, as goals go.