i wish when people introduced me to their "partner" it meant something cool like a bank heist partner and not just the small white woman with anxiety they split cat food costs with
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“We’re just waiting for my partner” their eyes shift back and forth while they drag suspiciously on a cottoncandy vape
They exhale “here they are” You turn to find a smile riddled with gold teeth, a crowbar casually resting against a well muscled shoulder
“Zis ze one ya’ tol me ‘bout?”
ngl i'm still not past getting disappointed when someone introduces their partner and it's like "oh, we're actually a cishet couple we just use ~partner~ to be inclusive" and im like BITCH I THOUGHT U WERE ONE OF US.
Every time someone says partner, the little guy from this instantly appears in my head. Occasionally I do a little finger gun pew to myself and giggle a little and then realize I've stopped listening to the conversation and have to catch up
love introducing my partner. I'm the one who comes up with the ridiculous business ventures on the fly and he's the one who does the books so it can happen
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what
this is an option
are there any small white women with anxiety who can split dog food costs this prescription food is insanely expensive
They exhale “here they are” You turn to find a smile riddled with gold teeth, a crowbar casually resting against a well muscled shoulder
“Zis ze one ya’ tol me ‘bout?”
MENDOZAAAAA!!!