Nobody asked for this but I compiled a list of towns in southern Spain that sound like prescription drugs: - Genalguacil - Algatocin - Torviczon - Molvizar - Motril - Albaicin - Tolox - Monachil - Sorvilan - Benizalon - Juncaril - ThreadSky

nachochip.bsky.social • 24 days ago

Nobody asked for this but I compiled a list of towns in southern Spain that sound like prescription drugs:

- Genalguacil
- Algatocin
- Torviczon
- Molvizar
- Motril
- Albaicin
- Tolox
- Monachil
- Sorvilan
- Benizalon
- Juncaril

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fragboner.bsky.social•24 days ago

Benizalon sounds like my kind of antidepressant 😎

mrsjaguar.bsky.social•23 days ago

Now intersperse some Pokémon names in there and make a guessing game out of it 😉

misonnyside.bsky.social•24 days ago

Big Pharma copywriters and trademark attorneys seeing this skeet

milheril.bsky.social•24 days ago

Every single one of these has side effects worse than the thing they treat, and the people in the commercial are all

nachochip.bsky.social•24 days ago

LOL

queercummie.bsky.social•24 days ago

LMAO I didn't even read the first part and just saw the list and thought "why is he posting random drugs?"

willkeats.bsky.social•24 days ago

this is brilliant omg

rexs1gma.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’m glad to have it regardless 😂

hozempic.bsky.social•24 days ago

That, but also I thought these were the names of new Pokémon

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•24 days ago

is Algatocin available in an injectable?

ingot.bsky.social•24 days ago

Good news, it's a suppository.

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•24 days ago

💀💀💀

jaguirre.bsky.social•24 days ago

came here to say this

ingot.bsky.social•24 days ago

I never miss an opportunity for a good Futurama reference.

jaguirre.bsky.social•24 days ago

that’s funny bc sean never misses an opportunity to put something up his pooper

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•24 days ago

how dare you!

fuzzerhop.bsky.social•24 days ago

Are some of those not pokémon?

slushiewushie.bsky.social•24 days ago

The way I can perfectly hear the "ask your doctor about (town name) today" in my head

tagood1.bsky.social•24 days ago

Juncaril is totally an erection drug

tobypinder.bsky.social•24 days ago

I didn't see the top paragraph and just assumed these were "favourite pokemon"

nachochip.bsky.social•23 days ago

I’m ngl this is my new skeet I’m most proud of

thatbearlifts.bsky.social•23 days ago

Its pretty masterful. Like, I really want to sit down with it and make a gay coded drug advert...

Side effects may include beard burn from stubble Spaniards

nachochip.bsky.social•24 days ago

I take take two torviczon 10mg every morning and a benizalon 25mg after dinner

isbjoern2.bsky.social•24 days ago

What a great idea 👍😂

nerdyqueer.bsky.social•24 days ago

Omg they really do 🤣🤣🤣

balaenacetus.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ask your doctor if Torviczon is right for you.

daveabbey.bsky.social•24 days ago

What are the side effects? Hopefully not explosive diarrhea.

balaenacetus.bsky.social•24 days ago

Possible side effects include jitters, dizziness, upset stomach, and increased urination. Some patients experience mild existential dread, nausea, mood fluctuations, and constipation. Risk of skin glow may occur if taken with erectile dysfunction medication and death with Ozempic.

tobito.bsky.social•24 days ago

Stay out of them.

tobito.bsky.social•24 days ago

Never heard of them. Take your drugs.

starbratinum.bsky.social•24 days ago

📌 thank YOU

ianmnoone.bsky.social•24 days ago

Albaicín is just an old quarter of Granada, used to love wandering around there on the weekends when I studied there. Never went to Motrin, but I did spend Semana Santa in Salobreña, the next town over. That one sounds like an over the counter headache remedy

ianmnoone.bsky.social•24 days ago

*Motril, fuck

fatgayfriend.bsky.social•24 days ago

You can wash them down with a Moclín.

rickstorm.bsky.social•23 days ago

Honestly, some of these are close lol

togepidad.bsky.social•24 days ago

I thought these were new Pokemon for a moment, or that I was having a stroke 😭

naptimernv2.bsky.social•24 days ago

omg the videos for "is this a medicine or a pokemon" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrmjJMqD5ao

otvotvotvotv.bsky.social•24 days ago

@guizor.bsky.social vc sai da Saúde mas a Saúde não sai de vc

guizor.bsky.social•24 days ago

Tomara que a saúde não saia de mim

otvotvotvotv.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ela sai com frequencia, infelizmente :(

guizor.bsky.social•24 days ago

balaenacetus.bsky.social•24 days ago

Tolox sounds like Doctor Who Planet. Motril sounds like an over the counter pain reliever/anti-inflammatory. Molvizar sounds like a Planet from Star Trek. And Albaicin sounds like an antibiotic.

balaenacetus.bsky.social•24 days ago

I've always wanted to compose a quiz of "Star Trek Alien/Doctor Who Planet or Prescription Medication?" because some of these medications sound like they are a Star Trek alien or planet from Doctor Who (or Trek Planet or Who Alien).

aularong.bsky.social•23 days ago

Some of these have a pretty obvious Arabic origin but I’d be interested to know what other substrates are represented. Maybe some Phoenician or Visigothic in there?

ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social•23 days ago

Standing ovation, the crowd roars

jakedanieltwink.bsky.social•24 days ago

Honestly at first glance I thought these were Pokémon names 💀

coolingjets.bsky.social•21 days ago

I always wonder where prescrition drug names come from, perhaps this is the answer to my mental question.

pjcar.bsky.social•23 days ago

Genalguacil is a cream used on genital rashes caused by avocados. 😁

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