Your only hope of salvation now is to take up some extremely unpleasant and off-putting trait, such as fancying Nigel Farage, farting loudly at passing vicars or making lewd remarks to travelling shag pile carpet salesmen.
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Too risky. Incarceration in a Lunatic Asylum is not unknown for habits such as these. Distance yourself slowly by visiting relatives for extended periods, & also growing oleander plants, for their beauty and their potential for a happy widowhood
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