#dramione (tw: hospital stay mentioned but nothing major, also mention of suicide but in passing, mildly nsfw)
“I can’t believe you stunned him, Ronald!”
“I can’t believe you stunned him, Ronald!”
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#Dramione Picture Prompt No. 339
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“BECAUSE I ASKED HIM TO!”
Ron spluttered, his confusion increasing exponentially.
Hermione’s retort died on her lips as they parted open in astonishment.
“Ron, what on earth?” she managed to gasp out.
“A thing?”
“Yes, a thing. You know? A sex thing.”
Hermione’s hands were covering her face now,
“Oh, Merlin this is insane” She whispered to herself.
Ron for his part was looking more and more like a goldfish as his brain tried to wrap around this new information.
“Huh. So, that was, what? Foreplay?” He asked at last.
“So you and the ferret are dating?”
“Goodness, no! He’s just some stress relief Ronald!”