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irritatingly.gay • 91 days ago

Fuck it. One like = 1 nugget of my lore.

Reposted from Sweasel von Trapp

I feel like I spilled most of my good lore on twitter, but I might still give it a go.

1. I am a listed inventor on two US patents, so far

Is one of those things a rat trap?

No, they're both software, and neither one is something I'm actually proud of inventing. 😩

2. A guy once broke up with me by moving to Florida without telling me

3. I have designed a self-destruct sequence for an electronic product at the request of a government agency. I have done this more than once.

4. I attended the wedding of two members of the Twelve Tribes of Israel cult. It was as odd as you'd expect a cult wedding to be.

5. The only time I ever kissed a girl, we were both 15 and she was 8 months pregnant. I did not know we were on a date.

6. The first time I kissed a boy, that same girl was in the front seat of the car making out with her girlfriend.

Do iiiiiit

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