Oh I'm sorry, did you think fusing with an ancient monster in a desperate last bid to grant the world utopia would work out in your favor? You fool, I have the power of friendship and I did all the side quests including that really annoying on everyone complained about online - ThreadSky

docseuss.bsky.social • 10 days ago

Oh I'm sorry, did you think fusing with an ancient monster in a desperate last bid to grant the world utopia would work out in your favor? You fool, I have the power of friendship and I did all the side quests including that really annoying on everyone complained about online

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vindri.bsky.social•10 days ago

Actually I only did it because I'm a furry. Who said anything about a utopia?

bwdart.bsky.social•10 days ago

Psssh you failed all the escort quests don’t lie

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

I've never failed an escort quest in my life. I literally kidnapped all the guards in metal gear solid ground zeroes

bwdart.bsky.social•10 days ago

I’m seeing that you played SO4, but I’m seriously questioning morrowind pre mod

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

playing it for the first time this year

bwdart.bsky.social•10 days ago

Try THOSE escort quests modless for 85 respect points

leopazz.bsky.social•10 days ago

guess I'll just open a portal to another dimension and do a Nier

fochti.bsky.social•10 days ago

beating the newly ascended demigod with the power of all 99 crystals and the best lap time in the racing minigame

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

Okay, admittedly, I didn't see you activating my amnesiac hot sad boy sidekick's secret powers as a sealed god in a final last bid to destroy the world.

I respect it, however, I'm going to beat the shit out of him with friendship

tesydnor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Wait did the sidekick do the Moon Deal or was that your thing. Is the sidekick here The Moon. (I support the Moon Deal concept)

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

what moon deal

tesydnor.bsky.social•10 days ago

The one where the moon gives you a perfect body in order to kill the false moon

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

no thats a very different game

terrible.moe•10 days ago

One of these days, a boss is gonna just come around and be like "I did some side quests too and dodged traffic 200 times to get my ultimate weapon, so honestly, you're dead dead."

perpetual-moti.bsky.social•9 days ago

Jack Garland in Final Fantasy Origin: Stranger of Paradise.

snipehunter.bsky.social•9 days ago

In a New Game Plus run, all of the side quests are mysteriously already completed by "the other hero" and at the end it turns out, the final boss is that other hero and their friends don't like you either...

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

Screaming "WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE FAMILY ENTRAINMENT CENTER AND PLAY LASER TAG AFTER THIS!!!"

the monster sheds a single tear from its eye before the battle music kicks in, but after we get through three phases, it's a tender piano rendition of the theme

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'm going to go sicko mode

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

Now me and the pals are looking up at the beautiful blue skies, just waiting for the credits to roll

akod.bsky.social•10 days ago

Nothing like watching the blue skies with your friends after attacking and dethroning God.

ohnoro.bsky.social•10 days ago

Wait so it’s not going to work? Can I keep these cool physical augmentations tho?

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yes obviously it's very cool looking

ohnoro.bsky.social•10 days ago

☺️🖤🖤🖤

captainmatthew.bsky.social•10 days ago

I think my favorite one is resident evil 5.

Like bro turns into a giant sea monster worm, what would his plan be after he defeated Chris and Sheeba? What could he possibly be doing after that?

dryad.technology•10 days ago

What if I just wanted to fuse with a giant sea monster. Why would I need steps in my plan after that. That sounds like the win condition

captainmatthew.bsky.social•10 days ago

Well fuck, You've got me there

dryad.technology•10 days ago

Time for Chill & Krill

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

I can't object to this. It's a fine plan

dryad.technology•10 days ago

if your body temperature is the same temperature as the ocean then you don't need to pay rent

unfertigegedanken.bsky.social•9 days ago

omg ^^

gustavoscosta.bsky.social•10 days ago

That one kid that decided to fuse his own dog with a low level demon because why the fuck not

goosewasinuse.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mfw I see my friend fuse with an ancient monster to make a disfigured utopia that would make society as a whole pay *his* penance while he finds disturbing amounts of joy in their fruitless squabbles they call "resistance" against him

jonhikarizax.bsky.social•10 days ago

SOCIAL LINK BONUS ACTIVATED
...
Sorry. 🤣

xuelder.neocities.org•10 days ago

Those pinecones are a bitch to find...

https://youtube.com/shorts/vI5JJFSllj8?feature=shared

cosettetape.bsky.social•10 days ago

I misread this as the fusing with the ancient monster BEING the power of friendship, like the eldritch entity is your friend, which would be awesome in its own way.

docseuss.bsky.social•10 days ago

That's Digimon

titmou.se•10 days ago

ok but i'm an ancient monster now

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