I have 5 litres of fake blood i'd like to get rid of. About 70 quidsworth. What I'd *like* to do is, donate them to someone heroically making a zero-budget horror movie on a wing and a prayer. Is that u or someone u know? Who can collect from an N10 address? DMs are open! - ThreadSky

andyrileyish.bsky.social • 86 days ago

I have 5 litres of fake blood i'd like to get rid of. About 70 quidsworth. What I'd *like* to do is, donate them to someone heroically making a zero-budget horror movie on a wing and a prayer. Is that u or someone u know? Who can collect from an N10 address? DMs are open!

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irobt.co.uk•86 days ago

@talktotippers.bsky.social

carriem.co.uk•86 days ago

Hi Andy. @nhcmusic.bsky.social are doing a horror movie on zero budget. Hopefully they’ll see this and say hello.

elainebowler.bsky.social•86 days ago

Omg I know someone! They've been collecting and freezing their own blood out of dedication to authenticity, so may well turn their nose up at the suggestion but I'll mention it...

blat.at•86 days ago

"33 fl.oz / 1000ml / 1.76 very nearly an armfuls"

themoviebadger.bsky.social•86 days ago

BLOOD ORGY! 🩸

edwhiting209.bsky.social•86 days ago

Roger Corman would have got someone to knock up a script over the weekend that found a reason to use 5 litres of free blood.

kit-m.bsky.social•86 days ago

Jesus, i didn't see the word 'fake' at first. Note to self: put glasses on before opening social media.

alpinemigrant.bsky.social•86 days ago

How do we know it's fake?

steverudland.bsky.social•86 days ago

Can you see any vampires near it? If it were real there'd be dozens of vampires in the photo.

Oh wait ... vampires don't appear in photos.

Yeah, how do we know it's fake?

andyrileyish.bsky.social•86 days ago

Fake blood has now been claimed! Thanks to all who put word out

criticallyspeaking.bsky.social•86 days ago

Is it expensive ?

warcabbitmwm.bsky.social•86 days ago

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff.

boom-butterfly.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ooh this seems useful to one of my friends, let me see if he’s interested! Will message if he is 😊👍🏻

tonybdogs.bsky.social•86 days ago

You could just put an opened bottle in a suitcase put it in a luggage locker and wait for seepage.

esmesstuff.bsky.social•86 days ago

Maybe try a uni that has a film making course? I know London Met and a couple of the fancier ones do

dangerouscorner.bsky.social•86 days ago

@kitgonzo.bsky.social you must know someone with an operational requirement for this.

steverudland.bsky.social•86 days ago

You could arrange to have an estate agent take you round a house, go into the bathroom on your own, then come out covered in blood looking completely shocked, mumbling "But she climbed out the mirror. How did she climb out the mirror?"

ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social•84 days ago

Alright. Calm down, Satan 😁

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