Technically, any crime is a petty crime if you bring your pet to assist you during the crime. - ThreadSky

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roxiqt.com • 68 days ago

Technically, any crime is a petty crime if you bring your pet to assist you during the crime.

The more you know.

what if I commit the crime because I’m a petty person in general?

Robbing a bank purely because my ex told me the safe was uncrackable and I'm damned if I'm letting him get the last word.

roxiqt.com•68 days ago

😂

A cat burglar with a cat burglar

roxiqt.com•68 days ago

😂

Does patty crime involve hamburgers?

roxiqt.com•68 days ago

definitely

Only if you pet it

What if you're committing crimes out of pettiness?

Or if you whisper insults under your breath at the same time

That's why I have cats. They are all full of crime

roxiqt.com•68 days ago

cats are so crime filled

Look at this..I just took this photo. Pure crime in those eyes.

roxiqt.com•68 days ago

so much

technically, any burglar is a cat burglar if they bring a feline with them to assist with their thievery.

amarielle.com•68 days ago

Roxi.

roxiqt.com•68 days ago

I'm right

*drags fish tank into bank*
Nobody move or the guppy gets it!...

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