Leave the Gun, Take the Fries A PA paisano is the hottest hit man since Luca Brazzi, but the only fish this sexy psychopath sleeps with is the filet. by Maureen Dowd - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 75 days ago

Leave the Gun, Take the Fries

A PA paisano is the hottest hit man since Luca Brazzi, but the only fish this sexy psychopath sleeps with is the filet.

by Maureen Dowd

Comments

paulattoram.bsky.social•75 days ago

It’s a Sicilian message, Luigi Mangione shleps the dirty dishes

iriedc.bsky.social•75 days ago

impressed you could reel this one in

doubtingt.bsky.social•75 days ago

Luca Brasi, still funny tho

joewagner.bsky.social•75 days ago

It bugged me too, and I felt bad for it

walze2028.bsky.social•75 days ago

With your comments, you are enforcing the stereotype that all Italians are in the mafia. I find your effort to be funny falls short and is highly offensive.

hurditbee4.bsky.social•75 days ago

I thought to myself, yeah I could see her writing this. Then I realized her actual writing is much, much worse.

Brilliant.

followtheh.bsky.social•75 days ago

Close. But it’s the filet o (fish)

ninetieskid.bsky.social•75 days ago

Gold.

jcastore.bsky.social•75 days ago

Hey Pitchbot! I’ve missed you. 😍

dansherwood.bsky.social•75 days ago

Pure gold.

woketywoke.bsky.social•74 days ago

I can't wait for her column. She's perfect for this!

itsnotbread.bsky.social•75 days ago

Is Maureen high again?

johnboy0120.bsky.social•75 days ago

Really? You went there?

mamick.bsky.social•75 days ago

Luca Brazilian was not hot. He was a loyal gumba. A soldier.

titus.bz•75 days ago

One of your best, for sure

rfc1967.bsky.social•75 days ago

He’s not gonna get much sleep where he’s going,unless he gets a cell by himself for the next 30-Life🤔.

Seriously,this is probably the most educated and talented individual that I can ever think of,that has committed murder.It’s Alfred Einstein catching a body.

Why?🙈🤔.

weirdhistoryfacts.bsky.social•75 days ago

Damn! 👏

shoulder2wheel.bsky.social•75 days ago

I’m going to have to ask someone with a NYT account to look up Dowd to make sure this isn’t real.

jekylwhispy.bsky.social•75 days ago

You can't trust robots. This one just tried to pitch us a hitman fucking a fish. Back in your cave!

janecnk80q3.bsky.social•75 days ago

🤣 🤣

bobobobobob.bsky.social•75 days ago

lesdknyc.bsky.social•75 days ago

As close to the real as it gets. 😂

burntundertones.bsky.social•75 days ago

I’m boycotting McDonald’s.

aintlydia.bsky.social•75 days ago

Why quit before you get your E. coli prize in your happy meal?

joedanielsjimenez.bsky.social•75 days ago

Damn... It took them this and not the fact that they support a literal gєи0с1d3.

You YTs/libs are something else.

josephhillstrom.bsky.social•75 days ago

How ever he got there, he is there.👍

smallyew.bsky.social•75 days ago

This might be the best one yet.

msturnstiles.bsky.social•75 days ago

#MoDo can take the week off. Pitchbot (instead of her brother this time) has written her column for her.

nancyistrouble.bsky.social•75 days ago

Good one!

gtbtr.bsky.social•74 days ago

Please donate the cost of a co-pay to send a message to the ruling class. We will protect the people who defend us.

In loving memory of the fallen.

#FreeLuigi

https://www.givesendgo.com/legalfund-ceo-shooting-suspect

lieutenant-kije.bsky.social•74 days ago

Assuming Luigi goes to state or federal prison for many years,
his high-profile crime will *NOT* result in his fellow inmates picking on him. Health insurance companies are disliked.

salloyd.bsky.social•75 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏

speakwell.bsky.social•75 days ago

This is a masterpiece

yocham-ta.bsky.social•75 days ago

There's a Troy McClure joke in here somewhere.

grollholly.bsky.social•75 days ago

I think I just died. 😂

aprilneale.bsky.social•75 days ago

"since Luca Brazzi" 🤣

drlarrymitchell.bsky.social•75 days ago

hallowscene.bsky.social•75 days ago

Amazing, no notes

luckycolleen.bsky.social•75 days ago

No notes. None.

bschaffz.bsky.social•75 days ago

Some of your best work yet

tiamomma.bsky.social•75 days ago

Who ever thought Luca Brazzi was hot?

jakewolford.com•75 days ago

Art

writewhale.bsky.social•75 days ago

🤣

drzgoo.bsky.social•74 days ago

MD not PA. But the rest is good

flakyfoont.bsky.social•75 days ago

Either his brains or his brains will be on that contract

dichotomist.bsky.social•75 days ago

Lucas Brazzi was hot?

dichotomist.bsky.social•75 days ago

Stupid autocorrect!

ahp-bb.bsky.social•75 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

doyoulikepizza.bsky.social•75 days ago

Your brain is broken, Doug.

mariposa26.bsky.social•75 days ago

Literally snorted,
💀!

fuckcancer56.bsky.social•75 days ago

I literally SNORT LAUGHED and THREW DOWN MY PHONE at this and I NEEDED that. Thank you, Pitchbot.

ford427stroker.bsky.social•75 days ago

Sadly..he was stupid. Showed his face and left photos, left prints and d.n.a. and shell casings, got tracked and caught with notes and weapons and other stuff. A disguise,revolver, ditch the weapon and get out of town right after is how you don't get caught.