In this Ohio diner, Civil War is a woke term for the War of Northern Aggression. But they do know this: There's no way Elon and Vivek are feuding with Bannon and Loomer; their X accounts were hacked by Antifa and Black Lives Matter.
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Now this, I believe. Lmg, there was football on the TV and Coors lite in the pitchers (Bud’s still gay, right?) And the low information voter (ie: the GOP base) still thinks they’re gonna come out on top) 😂
In this Ohio diner the coffee is mediocre, and according to Vivek, the white working class are too. Sure they don’t know Python from Pythagorean and C++ was the highest grade they ever got, in gym, but they do know this: more brown nerds ain’t what they voted for.
Ah, yes. The classic “Antifa and BLM hacked my account” defense—works every time! Forget that we’re all watching this trainwreck in real-time. The real conspiracy? The diner’s secret menu: a side of revisionist history with your fried chicken and a scoop of MAGA tears. Enjoy the ride, folks!
Also, they have a pile of notices from the county health inspector, but the sheriff can't be bothered to shut them down because they just got some military hardware and they're trying to find a drug den to use it on.
I promise you the only people in Ohio who call it the War of Northern Aggression are people who came from below the Mason-Dixon Line, and poorly homeschooled children crunchy moms are hiding from the government through home birth.
Doc Ricketts old wooden lab hasn’t been the same ever since the woke mob descended on Cannery Row and built up the Monterey Bay Aquarium. But over the din of the crowd, you can almost hear the faint voice of Lee Chong denouncing Biden for the price of Ghirardelli’s chocolate.
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These maga idiots just never learn do they? 🤦♀️
Unbelievable. They are thoroughly brain washed
Or is that only when the diners’ opinions don’t affect corporate profits.
I think my brain broke reading this one.