Wondering about Trump’s imperialistic plans for the Middle East? This sheet pan falafel with ketchup will make you think you’re lounging at Trump Tower Gaza City.
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You could've written the headline for this morning's email: Good morning. Today, we’re covering President Trump’s early stumbles — as well as Gaza, transgender athletes and vintage furniture.
Does Hamas even still exist? Like, Gaza's been pretty thoroughly leveled at this point. I can't imagine much, if anything, of their infrastructure still exists.
"Yes, it's genocide, but what about the wine? We asked a leading French sommelier to match the appropriate wine with the right kind of genocide and we were thrilled by the difference it made."
There is a direct Sharpie-sized line between Team Melissa's cringey use of adjectives like "cozy and reviving" to describe food and Trump's cringey use of adjectives to describe, well, pretty much everything, but the Middle East in particular: "a good, fresh, beautiful piece of land"
It's from the hotel days. It was sort of funny/charming when he would bullshit people about his hotels because he knew that you knew he was full of it and all that was at stake was a hotel room.
I saw this headline & summary & thought of you "Trump’s Gaza Plan Has Many Pitfalls, Hamas Among the Biggest
President Trump’s proposal to “own” Gaza and transfer its population elsewhere has stirred condemnation and sarcasm, but it is an opening bid and could disrupt a tired diplomatic paradigm."
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President Trump’s proposal to “own” Gaza and transfer its population elsewhere has stirred condemnation and sarcasm, but it is an opening bid and could disrupt a tired diplomatic paradigm."
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