Russia has one of the highest rates of alcoholism in the world. That's why Pete Hegseth is the right person to negotiate with them. - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 10 days ago

Russia has one of the highest rates of alcoholism in the world. That's why Pete Hegseth is the right person to negotiate with them.

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expatriot.bsky.social•10 days ago

*surrender

rubytwill.bsky.social•10 days ago

Episode of Drunk History incoming.

pdiespecker.bsky.social•10 days ago

He’s a DUI hire….🤷‍♂️

freakanatcha.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hegseth's plan: pump some iron with Vlad, then give him a reach around in the shower

csapidus.bsky.social•10 days ago

mmmm.... Спасибо

csapidus.bsky.social•10 days ago

parkerslow.bsky.social•10 days ago

See this is one of the really silly ones that is going to come true.

trashpanda901.bsky.social•10 days ago

Nothing you post is satire anymore.

vivianofthesierras.bsky.social•10 days ago

Satire like integrity is passé today.

briansisk.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is actually kinda true

drboabrahamsen.physician.dk•10 days ago

Excellent

truvyknowsbest.bsky.social•10 days ago

Woof

facedamuzk.bsky.social•10 days ago

by Michael Flynn

annaliisavilppu.bsky.social•10 days ago

adamjschmidt.bsky.social•10 days ago

"In this Minneapolis dive bar patrons think America needs a man who can go shot for shot with the Russians..."

prudentdemocrat.bsky.social•10 days ago

Strategery.

noname999.bsky.social•10 days ago

There is no Amendment in the Constitution saying that an South African is not allowed to overthrow the President. So Elon's kid telling Trump that he's not President and needs to go away is no need for concern

by Johnathan Turley

sekkuto.bsky.social•10 days ago

They like being drunk and war crimes, Hegseth should have been tapped as ambassador instead of Secdef.

flowersisbritish.bsky.social•10 days ago

Fuck me. For one of my funniest follows this right here is a 10/10 winner.

badbillionaire.bsky.social•10 days ago

Our felon president is courting longstanding enemies of democracy and freedom. This is not normal, and this does not end well for anyone in the US.

newsupdates.bsky.social•9 days ago

On and soda he likes which looks exactly like what he was drinking at the nato speech. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14169729/amp/Video-Pete-Hegseth-discussing-alcohol-preferences.html

mathewforesta.bsky.social•10 days ago

That would require him to be able to stand up straight and walk 20 feet. A tough ask for him

chudonew.bsky.social•9 days ago

Alcoholic Hegseth Falsely Claims Trump is Not Betraying Ukraine

It has been said, "How do you know when an alcoholic is lying? When their lips are moving"

Trump's peace push 'not a betrayal' of Ukraine, Hegseth says, laughably

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-s-peace-push-not-a-betrayal-of-ukraine-hegseth-says/ar-AA1yXU2R

oppositionista.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is this our future? Is it too late to stop it?
https://www.journalofdemocracy.org/articles/how-viktor-orban-wins/?fbclid=IwY2xjawIen1VleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHQWsvCaUEtuK5dkXsrSlsPMWsnfrCPifmbry6o8rYZyFVdL7EgNT-YEpwg_aem_PSeyqDETSBoTOloDUUXPZw

harold303.bsky.social•10 days ago

He is also completely shameless, so no kompromat risk.

wetgraysocks.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bourbon / Vodka Summit 🤦🏻‍♂️

picklerelish.bsky.social•10 days ago

He’s happy with the name ‘White House’. It has a particular meaning for him.

edgeoforever.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤦‍♀️

trudheim.bsky.social•9 days ago

https://youtu.be/TeMmpkyY0WE?feature=shared

fodder650.bsky.social•10 days ago

Pete knows his vodkas and instantly has a topic of interest to discuss with them.

v2-0.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yes, he's not the right person to negotiate with the Russians.
We need someone like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjNX_ELPL3o

brentstahl.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Russians can respect a man who can drink them under the table.

davidlewis61.bsky.social•10 days ago

Okay, there's still a space for you,
even if the Times has been trying desparately to
occupy the same space.

And don't forget what Tom Lehrer explained about his "retirement:"

"Satire died when Henry Kissinger received the Nobel Peace Prize." That's what you've got to fight against.

woojikuji.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Russians probably don't care much about prosecuting rape either.

bigstape.bsky.social•10 days ago

ZING

sammysmoot1212.bsky.social•10 days ago

By Peggy Noonan and Judge Jeanine Pirro

nora-and-pip.bsky.social•10 days ago

If he goes to russia and gets raging drunk and starts yelling "kill all the __________!" (fill in your choice of ethnicity), I will be overcome with happiness. please, please let it happen.