Yesterday I claimed that Ukraine attacked Twitter. In accordance with Trump strategic doctrine, I announce today that Ukraine has been awarded half of Twitter, the right to name the head of Twitter, and the right to determine how Twitter defends itself from future attacks. by Elon Musk - ThreadSky

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nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 15 hours ago

Yesterday I claimed that Ukraine attacked Twitter. In accordance with Trump strategic doctrine, I announce today that Ukraine has been awarded half of Twitter, the right to name the head of Twitter, and the right to determine how Twitter defends itself from future attacks.

by Elon Musk

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damonkb54.bsky.social•6 hours ago

And, it's now known widely a Z... which they print onto rickety old tanks.

bskwitter.bsky.social•15 hours ago

...AND TWITTER MUST APOLOGIZE AND EXPRESS THANKS

ootek.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Space X is preparing a mission to the Moon next month to rescue the unicorns trapped on the dark side.

Elon Musk

truebearing.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I am looking forward to a firework show on the moon

gregg-apfsds.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Also, I will be apologizing for not wearing a suit, and I’ll be admitting that twitter actually attacked Ukraine.

cowchaser24.bsky.social•15 hours ago

At some point Trump and Elon will claim expertise in each of our individual fields and then everyone will know how dumb they are / how much they lie. If we haven’t figured it out already…

progcapitalism.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Brilliant!!!!

joebellon.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Ukraine is really pounding Twitter, but I have trouble siding with Twitter because they have no cards.

sally-author.bsky.social•15 hours ago

fElon when you are neck deep in shit it is probably a good idea to keep your mouth shut!

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