Sources say that the now infamous national security group chat originally contained four journalists, three of whom asked to be removed from the group after receiving dick pics from Pete Hegseth. - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 6 days ago

Sources say that the now infamous national security group chat originally contained four journalists, three of whom asked to be removed from the group after receiving dick pics from Pete Hegseth.

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ronhitchens.bsky.social•5 days ago

OK. I'm still not sure if this is satire or a simple statement of fact. 'Cause, ya know, we're talking about Secretary Jagermëister here.

abbykbhomesleak.bsky.social•6 days ago

Omg. 😐😄

loganws.bsky.social•6 days ago

now that's my kind of pitchbot . Who says current times can't be satirized

magnumpiinohio.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

davedashftw.bsky.social•6 days ago

Have you considered that Jeff Goldstein is Jewish therefore controls the media, and used his space lasers to get into the chat?

(/s for those that need it).

trashpanda901.bsky.social•6 days ago

bernardinpete.bsky.social•6 days ago

Spy agencies around the world looking for extraordinary recruits who can withstand the scumbaggery of an entire Hegseth group chat

gastropoda.bsky.social•6 days ago

@claytoonz.bsky.social also makes you want brain bleach https://www.gocomics.com/clayjones/2025/03/26

gretasplace.bsky.social•6 days ago

Republicans in disarray.

morey000.bsky.social•6 days ago

Not the typical NYT article… but funny.

sheepstealers.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂 You’re right about MAGA willing on the burn it all down, they are loving it. Every now and again I hit a MAGA channel it brings me down to earth - our channels eg MeidasTouch keep drawing me into a world of hope and then I see Charlie fkn Kirk crowing like a rapist who’s gotten away with it