“Pontus Pilate, who I do not support, is the most progressive Roman governor of our lifetimes.” The Book of Glenn 14:88 - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 7 days ago

“Pontus Pilate, who I do not support, is the most progressive Roman governor of our lifetimes.”

The Book of Glenn 14:88

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ogredragon.bsky.social•7 days ago

he understood religious mobs ...he pardoned a murderer and crucified jesus to placate them..

jeffreyquackenbush.bsky.social•7 days ago

"Well, actually, we may be all baptized into one body, but that body will only be healthy if the undesirable people in it are cut out and destroyed."

JD Vance, in a third letter to the Corinthians composed after Paul's death

lorddalek.bsky.social•7 days ago

TBF Pilate only crucified Jesus because they forced him to.

bevilacqua-t.bsky.social•7 days ago

tanline666.bsky.social•7 days ago

The chapter and verse numbers got me

robertholzer.bsky.social•7 days ago

“You have to hand it to the Pharisees.”

The Gospel according to Chris Cillizza

melbeast.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oof lol

bogyankee.bsky.social•7 days ago

"14:88"

ISWYDT 🧐

ianford.bsky.social•7 days ago

In our lifestyle section, the charismatic Governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate reveals all about life, love and his favourite brand of Sumerian hand towels!

bwweaver.bsky.social•7 days ago

That vibe is in the actual Gospels too.

redhathatredhat.bsky.social•7 days ago

Wait until Pontus meets the Newest Jews 3.0 (Muslims). 😄

jasonbarscheski.bsky.social•7 days ago

Perfect!

mwalkerkane.bsky.social•7 days ago

Jesus vaxxed?

jdr1992.bsky.social•7 days ago

Breaking news: Pontus Pilot raises 76% import tax on garum, heads to Mar-a-Galilee for vacation.

pitchbotturd02.bsky.social•7 days ago

The Roman Empire, which I do not support, had no choice but to invade & conquer Sicily circa 2nd century BC, which I do not support, because Sicily had formed a military alliance with the M$DNC shitlibs in Carthage, which I also do not support.

by Glennius

algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•7 days ago

does this make the mafia isis?

bigstape.bsky.social•7 days ago

Akshually it was a Republic not an Empire

maggyw.bsky.social•7 days ago

Omg

jcabraham.bsky.social•7 days ago

He put the anus in Scipio Africanus.

ejcon.bsky.social•7 days ago

I am not a very good Christian. But I do try to live by the second greatest commandment 'love your neighbor as yourself" Thank God I don't live next to Mar-a-lago!

traplife.bsky.social•7 days ago

From eating and socializing with prostitutes, to actively associating with outcasts and sinners, we break down the similarities between Jesus Christ and Donald Trump.

by The New York Times editorial board

maggyw.bsky.social•7 days ago

Omg. Could actually happen

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