I know the beaver is our iconic animal, but people need to start thinking like a moose. They are fucking tanks and if you cross them they'll fuck your shit up. Eagle will be antler fodder!
Shouldn't be an eagle. Should be a humanoid cheese doodle with one of its hands down its pants. Standing behind that would be a limp looking, mashed potato made figure of a rocket with "Destination Mars" written on the side. I like Americans, I hate dipshits. Just saying. Love and Respect!
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