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aniceburrito.bsky.social • 21 days ago

Facts about heaven

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chlommunism.bsky.social•21 days ago

Leaked photo of heaven

dashooligans.bsky.social•21 days ago

No one gets into heaven with a filthy mustache like that.

fragboner.bsky.social•21 days ago

God will steal your gold fillings so be careful

barthdwelchii.bsky.social•21 days ago

No sitting member of the GOP or any of their lobbyists will ever see it

pridepotato314.bsky.social•21 days ago

Facts about heaven

stadk.bsky.social•21 days ago

certified Facts about heaven situation going on over here

jonnyv.bsky.social•21 days ago

Funny, I don't think I've ever met a christain

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whiskeycrazy.bsky.social•21 days ago

Fact #1: it doesn't fucking exist outside of what you create on this earth

candlestick.bsky.social•21 days ago

#greenscreen

sirtonk.bsky.social•21 days ago

good cause i don't need no falsehoods

lcl-papi.bsky.social•21 days ago

Checkmate, atheists

peterodejobi.bsky.social•21 days ago

He's been to heaven?

quasiseppo.bsky.social•21 days ago

Aw man, I lent my new shirt to Chris and he gave it back all #christainity

boboispost.ing•21 days ago

FACT: This may come as a surprise to some but not all dogs go to heaven

thesleeperssleep.bsky.social•21 days ago

#godmotivation

inmanyways.bsky.social•21 days ago

#Christainity

yappaholic.bsky.social•21 days ago

heaven is a #greenscreen?

competentposter.bsky.social•21 days ago

Number 1 fact about heaven: my cat is in heaven

weedlejuice.bsky.social•21 days ago

Number two: heaven is a place on earth

culturalmarks.bsky.social•21 days ago

Heaven must be missing an angel

funeralpig.bsky.social•21 days ago

side note: love is a battlefield

aniceburrito.bsky.social•21 days ago

They’re all like “there’s no sense of time in heaven” and “god will destroy heaven to create a new heaven”(?)

bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social•21 days ago

WELCOME TO HEAVEN 2: DIVINE BOOGALOO ✨✨✨

weedlejuice.bsky.social•21 days ago

Sounds like a nightmare tbh

chutson99.bsky.social•21 days ago

renovations. new and improved heaven

midgie.bsky.social•21 days ago

number 3: heaven rhymes with one of the common numbers but i’m prevented from saying which one

bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤫 (it's threven) 🤫

midgie.bsky.social•21 days ago

ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social•21 days ago

🫢 ooop sowwy 🤐 ummm what I mean what number I don't know any numbers

hillenjoyer.bsky.social•21 days ago

how much does heaven weigh
what is the temperature of heaven
what is the distance to heaven from dc

bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social•21 days ago

8. final answer.

c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social•21 days ago

idk. I've seen nicer weather at the beach

marzipanlord.bsky.social•20 days ago

#christainity (sic)

peensupreme.bsky.social•21 days ago

1. god has forsaken us and you will never enter heaven
2. there is free ice cream on wednesdays

apnudd.bsky.social•21 days ago

Contrary to popular belief, heaven is in fact not full of giant Asian hornets

freddiemurky.bsky.social•21 days ago

Can't believe they had another leak!

questabandoner.bsky.social•21 days ago

wagyuhotdog.bsky.social•21 days ago

Facts about heaven: it isn’t real

uglyjacket.bsky.social•21 days ago

Mr. CEO… thank you

bigfatboxofshit.org•21 days ago

soryr i already got the truth about heaven from 2000s band armor for sleep from theri sophmore album What to Do When You Are Dead

yesallcops.net•21 days ago

This guy's biting my style
https://bsky.app/profile/yesallcops.net/post/3lheuahcnfc27

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