Yes, too bad Zelenskyy doesn't dress like a 112-year-old, orange penguin with a red tie at his ankles, and a dead ferret taped to his head. - ThreadSky

dearlstephens.bsky.social • 18 hours ago

Yes, too bad Zelenskyy doesn't dress like a 112-year-old, orange penguin with a red tie at his ankles, and a dead ferret taped to his head.

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catvandooh.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Is that ferret dead?
In a breeze I swear I can see it trying fruitlessly to escape.
🚬😎

seattlesue.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Thank you for making me laugh!

npounds.bsky.social•17 hours ago

🤣😂🤣

greg60.bsky.social•15 hours ago

🤣🤣👍🏾

lorikins.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Can we stop taking the bait on what Zelensky was wearing and focus on the fact that tfg was trying to rape him?

Thanks, from an old woman who has seen this shit all of her life.

brooksidemb.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Trump appreciated how well a suit conceals his diaper.

floatippity.bsky.social•17 hours ago

So chic.

joepampel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Melania can dress like a Russian hooker, Musk can dance around looking like a 90’s drug dealer, but omg Zelensky! It’s like tan-suit-gate all over again.

cwebbonline.com•17 hours ago

Word!

ambleside123.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Tan-suit-gate was jealousy. Have you ever seen a more georgeous man in a tan suit. Really!

charleysmom.bsky.social•17 hours ago

You do realize that asshole who said that to him is MTG’s boyfriend!! Such disrespect, but then again tell me anyone who is a maga has any decency

mick2mark.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Yep never mind that it's an #Amendment14_3 disqualified illegal presidUncy.

jmarkz.bsky.social•17 hours ago

💯

jjsully00.bsky.social•18 hours ago

“A+” for this post.

diannasc.bsky.social•10 hours ago

🤣 Great analogy

medic8ted.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I choked. 🤣

lostbutnotfinished.bsky.social•7 hours ago

That’s funny.

valkyrie94.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Generally with a full adult diaper underneath.

pfefferkorn4.bsky.social•17 hours ago

And the visagist had his day off too.

kay-bat.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Don’t forget the depends!
I’m sure Zelenskyy doesn’t need a pair of diapers, either!

imesoamericano.bsky.social•17 hours ago

libbybibby.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He’s the fattest guy I have ever seen on Ozempic.

dirk-straun.bsky.social•17 hours ago

kikijaq.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🙌 🤣🤣🤣

westerwoman.bsky.social•8 hours ago

That’s so funny - first time I’ve smiled in hours

kittysniper1.bsky.social•9 hours ago

😂

maclark93.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Omg thanks for that laugh today 😆

ericthg.bsky.social•17 hours ago

He should absolutely wear a suit next time with a comically low tie

livelaughloathe.bsky.social•9 hours ago

The only kind of taste maker 47 is the type that makes people vomit in their mouths.

jupiterdi.bsky.social•17 hours ago

And, those shoes!!

jerismurturf.bsky.social•17 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

happycamper22.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Overly concerned with appearance? Just 1 of 17 symptoms of closet gay. Just 1 but they add up

Overcompensating w/masculine behavior
Overemphasis with appearance
Fixation on gender roles
Defensiveness about the topic
Lack of emotional connection w/women
Exaggerated interest in women

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