i think I’d be a great detective. i already say “interesting” in an exaggerated tone and walk away ominously in normal conversations. - ThreadSky

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meganisthinking.bsky.social • 20 days ago

i think I’d be a great detective. i already say “interesting” in an exaggerated tone and walk away ominously in normal conversations.

"Just, one more thing, ma'am...

How good is your exaggerated pause?

Can't build up suspense without a good delayed response, now can ya?"

Yes, but do you have a beard to stroke while pondering clues?

I think the kids call it mewing, no beard needed. It’s all on the jaw, raised eyebrow of course

no, but i do have three pairs of aviator sunglasses and i’m not afraid to wear them at night

At night, after all the rain has stopped and the air smells like fresh blood and broken dreams?

when the only person more dead to me than the victim is my disgraced mentor and former partner. i will be there to solve the case

That's all I needed to know. Thank you ma'am.

Just one more thing..

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