the first thing i saw upon opening my eyes this morning was the roseanne barr maga rap. - ThreadSky

socialistdogmom.bsky.social • 113 days ago

the first thing i saw upon opening my eyes this morning was the roseanne barr maga rap.

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siannan.bsky.social•113 days ago

Noooooo

karisaorkari.bsky.social•113 days ago

Could've been her doing the Stat Spangled Banner. Things can always be worse.

randomentity.bsky.social•113 days ago

I’m sorry, that is an ill omen.

jnsq.org•113 days ago

Had you put on your cringe PPE yet?

thegringoben.bsky.social•113 days ago

Sorry for your loss

jenin3d.bsky.social•113 days ago

Did you vomit?

classikmeef.bsky.social•113 days ago

What happened that she's so mad with boats etc

galdireonai.bsky.social•113 days ago

There's theories that she had an actual neurological event at some point, but that goes into full-on armchair medicine territory.

All that's certain is that she took a hard right turn into bat country at some point around the end of her show's run.

ntpnate.bsky.social•113 days ago

Oof, that’s definitely six more weeks of winter

shuchancellor.online•113 days ago

the hwat now? was forgiatio blow there?

socialistdogmom.bsky.social•113 days ago

close - it was tom mcdonald

shuchancellor.online•113 days ago

50/50 shot, apologies about losing those brain cells you previously had, i'll see about watching it later for self harm purposes

oldmanant.bsky.social•113 days ago

4G Auto-Blow

ibeneser.bsky.social•113 days ago

Is it… not AI? I just assumed it was AI. Please tell me it’s AI.

blagueplague.bsky.social•113 days ago

ze goggles...

catbrodeur.bsky.social•113 days ago

Throwing all sorts of thanks out into the universe that this has not yet crossed my path...may I remain in the dark and out of the loop 🙏

galdireonai.bsky.social•113 days ago

I regret to inform you that ever since we took a wrong turn at the Berenstain junction we are hopelessly stuck in The Stupidest Timeline.

superamerickson.bsky.social•113 days ago

Me too!

90sslowjamz.bsky.social•113 days ago

When that happens, isn’t it best to just go back to sleep for the rest of the day?

peppy33.bsky.social•113 days ago

"Rosanne Bars"

-Some MAGA chud somewhere

danc.bsky.social•113 days ago

How many times did she drop the n-bomb?

socialistdogmom.bsky.social•113 days ago

she wants to so bad

danc.bsky.social•113 days ago

I can even hear her scratchy little whine. "if THEY can say it then why can't I?"

driftlesswitch.bsky.social•113 days ago

Eww, do you need eye bleach and a Lysol qtip?

jamesmfraleigh.bsky.social•113 days ago

Yikes! That Men in Black amnesia light can't be invented soon enough.

wagatwe.com•113 days ago

I saw the Yarvin NYT piece. 😵‍💫cursed Saturday

thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social•113 days ago

WHAT.

*searches for Yarvin NYT*

No, what the fuck... No, oh fuck no.

What the fuck is happening.

fayzaa.bsky.social•113 days ago

What the huh??

illimij.bsky.social•113 days ago

It's a bad start for sure. I've been trying to eat light lately, but I'm going to have to self-medicate with a giant burrito for lunch.

boatpeeper.bsky.social•113 days ago

This is really bad...Yarvin's loony beliefs "normalized" on the NYT. Technofeudalist cyberpunk dystopia starting in 3...2...1

rightwhereyouleftb.bsky.social•113 days ago

And that really was a rude way to wake up.

emilbarkaoui.bsky.social•113 days ago

Objectively there are worse ways to start one’s day (nuclear apocalypse, in a bathtub missing a kidney, etc)

mranigans.bsky.social•113 days ago

I have my volume all the way down so i don't accidentally hear it.

shilohblue.bsky.social•112 days ago

White people trying to be Black 🤔

Cultural appropriation indeed 👎🏾

illumi.meme•113 days ago

go back to sleep until tomorrow that’s a bad omen

shuchancellor.online•113 days ago

inauspicious

cyaneyed.wtf•113 days ago

Agree

brianamos.com•113 days ago

punxsutawney molly

boomboxes-unite.bsky.social•113 days ago

Same.

anguilline.bsky.social•113 days ago

You get to commit one (1) felony today, no questions asked. I don't make the rules.

notesnthemargin.bsky.social•113 days ago

back to bed

intensiveporpoises.bsky.social•113 days ago

My condolences

goad.bsky.social•113 days ago

I hope this was the second
https://youtu.be/vdZVzZWVWPw?si=Mhy5T8zTo2uG0ge6

socialistdogmom.bsky.social•113 days ago

i’m upset!

tgracchus1781.bsky.social•113 days ago

i’m happy

tgracchus1781.bsky.social•113 days ago

this is so something

chawkey.bsky.social•113 days ago

I hate this for you. Jail for Internet for one thousand years

noseforahtwo.bsky.social•113 days ago

That's a Page One rewrite. Back to bed, delete draft.

hermanatorilm.bsky.social•113 days ago

Instantaneously gringed for you seeing this. 🤮

davidtayman.bsky.social•113 days ago

Thank you saying enough about this to let me know it exists so I can take steps to avoid it. And to the person who mentioned the Yarvin thing, thanks to you too.

willteachforfood.bsky.social•113 days ago

I don’t know what this is and you can’t make me learn.

nyrossius.bsky.social•113 days ago

Oof

jeremygaidin.bsky.social•113 days ago

There are worse ways to wake up. I just can't think of any of them right now.

caffeinated.bsky.social•113 days ago

I feel like we just shifted into an even worse timeline.

Everything went tits up when Bowie died.

azrww.bsky.social•113 days ago

I’d say go back to bed and start over but then you might hear it on repeat in your sleep

jamesaskew.bsky.social•113 days ago

chr1stop4.bsky.social•106 days ago

Are you okay my love ?

boatpeeper.bsky.social•113 days ago

That's a train wreck I unfortunately need to feast my eyes on now. I'm curious about her outfit, the choreography if there is any in a MV, the backup dancers— just wtf.

goodfaitheffort.bsky.social•113 days ago

I want to see it in the same way I look when I drive past a car accident. I won't give them the clicks/views though. I'm sure someone SMN will give us the highlights. Thank goodness for Cody & Katie.