If Trump's tariff plans are enacted, we may not be able to afford French vanilla anymore. We'd have to resort to American vanilla.... which i think is just mayonnaise. - ThreadSky

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altspaceforce.altgov.info • 102 days ago

If Trump's tariff plans are enacted, we may not be able to afford French vanilla anymore. We'd have to resort to American vanilla.... which i think is just mayonnaise.

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patrwilliamson.bsky.social•102 days ago

with nutmeg.....oh shit, even nutmeg is imported.

pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social•101 days ago

The biggest exporter of vanilla is Madagascar. (they’re so cool 😎)

Are we … tariffing them? 😟😳

Better buy alllll the vanilla NOW.

altspaceforce.altgov.info•101 days ago

Madagascar isn't specifically listed in any tariff proposals I have read but stocking up on wares from that country isn't a bad idea.

planningmyvacation.bsky.social•102 days ago

End of days 😭

spijder.bsky.social•101 days ago

...and have to get the Miracle Whip from a guy in a trenchcoat hiding around an alley corner who says "Pssst..."

altspaceforce.altgov.info•101 days ago

"Hey... you... yeah you. You know you want some Hellmann's. Come on. Don't be a square. Times is tough."

thusspokestella.bsky.social•102 days ago

At least it (probably) isn't beaver anal glands.

marvel-jesus.bsky.social•102 days ago

Will Levis approves

altspaceforce.altgov.info•102 days ago

Rule 35: there's a gif for everything

dataprism.altgov.info•101 days ago

Indeed

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