"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
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Don't think he'd be able to do that today, thanks to congestion pricing.
But what is even dumber, is the rich pearl clutching about their exclusive peanut access costing them anything at all.
“In a city with one of the largest mass transit systems in the US, this man will never see his kids again because of a congestion fee.” 🙄
he lives at 61st & 5th, the most expensive neighborhood in the country
Who can’t find a way to move less than a mile in anything but a car? It would take less than 15 minutes to friggin rollerskate. My god.
“Milkshake Duck came and went. We felt duped, betrayed, let down.
‘Here’s a new Milkshake Duck. This one’s real,’ showing us a Smoothie Vulture with crap on its legs. ‘That’s how they stay cool. So cool.’”
*(liberal capitalist; the liberal part is negotiable if it’s bad for business, the capitalist part is absolutely non-negotiable
Alternative Headline: New Yorkers suddenly realize driving in New York is really expensive.
A kid wizzed by on an e-scooter and told him he was Ohio.
‘Ohio. I bet they don’t have congestion pricing in Akron!’”