What an odd reason to be raged. Wanting to overthrow the gov't because you're so enraged at the concept of "if the people have pleasant lives and things they enjoy they'll be content." What's this dude's utopia look like?
As a New York Giants fan I would love to be able to point a shaking finger at some shadowy conspiracy to blame for a season that was so soul crushing my fetal position has become a Möbius loop from the pressure.
As a lifetime Vikings fan I can say with certainty that smart owners with smart coaches and smart teams usually win Super Bowls, and the few times they don't is usually due to flukes and bad bounces. There are no conspiracies, just idiots in an organization.
The NFL does not want a matchup between *checks notes* the most electric player in the league and *checks notes again* the perennial underdog story, an ancient and yet sad-sack franchise making its first Bowl appearance.
But before yesterday the theory was that that it was rigged for the Ravens and the 49ers. Since that didn't happen it's rigged because of Taylor Swift.
It was only when the pop music lady started attending matches that I realised sport was a distraction from the predicament of the proletariat. I'm very intelligent.
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