In 2019, Amazon sold these sugar free gummy bears that unknowingly caused explosive diarrhea. And the poor souls who got hoodwinked submitted views en masse.
Some wrote paragraphs.
Others wrote full-length novels.
THESE *are the links to their stories*.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
Some wrote paragraphs.
Others wrote full-length novels.
THESE *are the links to their stories*.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
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It happened to me. Ate a whole bag of them.
I pooped stuff I hadn't even eaten yet....
⭐️ “USE THIS PRODUCT AT YOUR OWN RISK AND ASK YOURSELF, ‘WAS IF WORTH IT?’ If the answer is yes, you should seek a mental health professional.” https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2K00WGEQIW2Y4/
⭐️ “Do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan … The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.” https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC
⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I lost 85 pounds and break out in sweat when I pass the candy isle at Publix. I am what you would call ‘a survivor.’” https://www.amazon.com/review/R8NH9RKKVQDQJ
⭐️ “As for the families of the survivors, and the survivors themselves, they will forever live with the trauma of the events that took place at Pearson International Airport on that snowy day in April 2013.” https://www.amazon.com/review/RZFIYJTPVUZ94
⭐️ “IT WENT ON FOR HOURS … I felt violated when it was over … sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.” https://www.amazon.com/review/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I thought I died. I thought this was it. Even though I was on the throne confessing my sins, I thought my time was called … I recommend theses bears to anyone. But please eat them responsibly.” https://www.amazon.com/review/R1V3RP7A7FBMMA
Has anybody captured the reviews, for the sake of mankind?
I think these deserve reparations from the vendor to those impacted. I wonder how many dies or suffered major long term damage?
“Airfare to NY:2400. High-end hotel for a week…..
Spending the week on the toilet: priceless”
I won't go into details... it's too gruesome.
What if we did a fundraiser for the Russkies? 😈