This new NYPD unit will close complaints even faster than the old system. Did you think it was crazy when the NYPD closed your complaint about cop cars parked on your sidewalk in six seconds? Just wait. (It will, however, grant flamethrowers to be used on the homeless.) https://gothamist.com/news/new-nypd-unit-will-target-issues-like-illegal-parking-noise-and-homeless-encampments