yr in his DMs Im Under His blanket Eating cold fried chicken - ThreadSky

k1m.bsky.social • 422 days ago

yr in his DMs

Im
Under
His blanket
Eating cold fried chicken

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lammatic.hellthread.vet•421 days ago

Hot sauce is under the windowside pillow

dandantransient.bsky.social•421 days ago

I feel like under the blanket it has to be a drum stick or gizzards

spookyteapot.bsky.social•422 days ago

Kim! You're getting crumbs on the bed! 😢

k1m.bsky.social•422 days ago

OOPS NOW IM EEPY

chrisraccoons.bsky.social•421 days ago

Fried chicken naps

omniseed.bsky.social•421 days ago

that's a funny pet name for a lil hoggerino but whatever works for you jerks

helloe.bsky.social•421 days ago

how do you cold fry a chicken?

k1m.bsky.social•421 days ago

If you’re cold they’re cold

Let them in

Under the blankets

helloe.bsky.social•421 days ago

do i have to give them the deed to my house?

k1m.bsky.social•421 days ago

Oh noooo

helloe.bsky.social•421 days ago

wait a sec

natural-nym.bsky.social•421 days ago

🍗

erastus.bsky.social•422 days ago

I wish someone was... I could eat

ravenstromdans.bsky.social•422 days ago

I mean, if you like it cold more power to you, but I'll happily heat up that chicken for you.

ravenstromdans.bsky.social•422 days ago

...that sounds way more like a euphemism than I intended.

"Girl, I'm gonna warm up your fried chicken."

"Ugh, you pig..."

~microwave dings~

"...oh, you were being literal. How...nice?"

ravenstromdans.bsky.social•422 days ago

...as an aside, I'm pretty sure you can't reheat fried chicken in a microwave without it turning out gross.

I'm guessing an air fryer would work better. And I actually have one of those!

gorl.gay•422 days ago

can i have some?

k1m.bsky.social•422 days ago

Yeah you want a wing? Leg?

gorl.gay•422 days ago

i’m not picky let’s goooooo

k1m.bsky.social•422 days ago

*hands you a leg* 👀

gorl.gay•422 days ago

this is nice and all kim but i wanted chicken..

k1m.bsky.social•422 days ago

👁️🍗👁️

ravenstromdans.bsky.social•422 days ago

Why do I feel like this would be the exact reaction I would get after sex at this stage of life?

"This was great and all...but I really just wanted a good dinner. Are you gonna eat the leftovers?"

koga.bsky.social•422 days ago

Now that’s a whole mood

k1m.bsky.social•422 days ago

The best

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