I’ve deleted the hookup apps. from now on, I’ll be sending dick pics by carrier pigeon, like our ancestors did - ThreadSky

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I’ve deleted the hookup apps.
from now on, I’ll be sending dick pics by carrier pigeon, like our ancestors did

Comments

epcot.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dickerreotype

fiero.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Crap, I didn't know you were sending penis pigeons. I thought they were trying to murder me like in BirdBox

softboner.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gotta draw them first.

adadnamedbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

My roost awaits the messenger’s arrival.

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

🥰

nerdy70.bsky.social•1 day ago

We need to bring back the gay bars.

siorin.bsky.social•1 day ago

My dearest brother,
I write to you in deep melancholy. It appears there is a profound lack of cock in my letters. Please inform the peasantry so that they may make the proper preparations for this year's harvest.

evanbluedragon91.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've decided to start sexting exclusively via the ancient art of scrying, primarily outdoors at natural bodies of water.

fuzzerhop.bsky.social•1 day ago

What if I gave a letter to Larry to give to you

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

he might deliver it! he might also fall asleep on it

fuzzerhop.bsky.social•1 day ago

Adds some exciting chance based elements!

tuttalaforza.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t limit yourself—there are always cave paintings too!

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

ooh good idea

comhghall.bsky.social•20 hours ago

How else will I get my nudes back to you? The pigeons don't like me

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•19 hours ago

🥺

worrierafterdark.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ye olde scroll of penise

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

exactly

thesubstancecoach.bsky.social•19 hours ago

It’s a dick-pige 🤣

tampire.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah and you can find me at the Bathhouse and yes I did find a pigeon at Steamworks balcony once 🩶

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

lol good for them

tampire.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah they were serving xD

saikun.bsky.social•1 day ago

that's what i've been using my local crow network for!

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

smart!

spacecityjade08.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

cantaffordbrent.bsky.social•1 day ago

Allow me to send you a letter dictated to my scribe detailing all of the bawdy things I would like to do to you.

Then we can dirty talk via morse code.

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

perfect. look to the sea for a bottle containing my hole pics

diomonic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just learn to whittle already, there's definitely a market to send people wooden dicks

tallgayginger.bsky.social•1 day ago

No pictures, only lithographs.

spark.fit•20 hours ago

This singular move has created so much space in my days.

Bravo! 💖

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•19 hours ago

thanks 😘 it’s a lot less crazy making

jay49north.bsky.social•1 day ago

Someone got a new Polaroid camera.

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

adambbz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Girl I’m a photography just saying x

adambbz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sorry was so excited ,

GURL , I am a photographer , just saying …..

📸 🍆😇

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣😘

pupkaosnate.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brb, opening my window so the pigeon doesn't fly into the glass and hurt itself

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

let the pigeon babies in!

radco.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dearest Feral, The nights grow ever colder as I await thy pigeon’s return. I fear some tragic fate hath claimed it, or perchance it hath been lured astray by the breadcrumbs of a fairer hand