me on 31 December: hey guys i haven't taken a dump all year my friends: dude we keep telling you that you have to wait until after midnight to say that me: no i don't please take me to a hospital - ThreadSky

dtraj.bsky.social • 64 days ago

me on 31 December: hey guys i haven't taken a dump all year
my friends: dude we keep telling you that you have to wait until after midnight to say that
me: no i don't please take me to a hospital