In the short term I suggest pitchforks can fill the gap, have two out in the barn. Both antiques they still work. But all for guillotines, they still work as well.
They might just come back, yeah. Only what happened in france was every time a new power took over, the previous set of headsmen lost their heads. They did not call it 'the terror' for nothing (the aristocracy deserved it).
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But ahem.. cocktails work better.
Most of our lumber comes from Canada; if you're about to take up... ummm... woodworking as a hobby, you should get your supplies now.
Also: safety, safety, safety! Those blades are sharp. Follow shop safety guidelines.
"We got the guillotine, you better run."