You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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lol I can’t man
(I'm sure I'm stealing this from someone else, although I'm not sure whom)
I’m happy for u tho
Or sorry that happened
Holy shit, it’s true.
his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam
easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
One is ugly, and the other one blows himself up every day with defective Acme products
server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese
me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.
How does your student loan debt make you feel?
Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
(I can’t steal this. It’s the best tweet of all time and it belongs to @robdelaney.bsky.social)
1. sell a quality product at a fair price
2. drain the world’s oceans so we can find and kill god
Missing context I think.
You ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water...
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
Abbott: "Who's on first?"
Bit of Parmesan please squire
🕺🏼
No wait, hang on it goes like…let me remember…back in a sec
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the
rocket-ship* moon's haunted
Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Tie Salesman: Fuck yes!
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying