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Robert Evans was trying to do this with his "don't panic" episodes. Cool Zone is unfortunately the left wing Barstool, but hopefully they never release a line of shitty frozen pizzas.
"Now if you all could excuse me for a moment, I'd like to discuss the great blight of America's men losing vitality amidst the waxing and waning of marriage. The folks at Blue Chew industries are here to help; and in droves, at that."
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