I knew a guy who claimed to be a critical thinker, he died of self inflicted erotic asphyxiation, I don't want to end up like him! (False Cause fallacy)
Whilst I don't see any particular logical fallacies that might prevent myself, it is a good time to remind myself that a statement can be logically sound but still be objectively false in reality!
My friend who has a PhD says Critical Thinking Day is a scam. He must be right, because he's never wrong. Some people who participate get hit by cars afterwards. If we start doing this one we'll have to do all the special days! You can't prove I can participate! Stalin was a critical thinker!
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(No true Scotsman)
Nobody I know celebrates Critical Thinking Day, so I'm not going to either! (appeal to popularity)
(Ad hominem)
(Also I don't mean it, I'm sure you are all incredibly beautiful and smart!)