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chriswarcraft.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Go fash lose cash

🚨 Tesla posts a $400M profit, down 71% year-over-year. Revenue is down nearly $2B compared to the same time last year. Wow.

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jeg-and-me.bsky.social•3 days ago

Someone has been doing something wrong while many people have been doing something right.

tangomeister.bsky.social•3 days ago

And the stock is up another 5% since market close.

katboohoo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thank you!

conventionugly.bsky.social•3 days ago

Car rental companies were buying fleets of Teslas. I’m guessing that won’t be happening anymore.

critterjams.bsky.social•3 days ago

stock is gonna jump 15% on the news

peoriabummer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump take stonk

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stonk look like egg - cracked and leaking :(

freakanatcha.bsky.social•3 days ago

When Trump promised to lower prices, Elmo didn't realize he was talking about Teslas

cjcricket.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lower please. 🤭 Down, down, down.

t0ussaint.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/t0ussaint.bsky.social/post/3lngmnwdqik26

143jazzydoodle.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thoughts and prayers.

ineptitudinous.bsky.social•3 days ago

Totalitarian yearnings, fewer earnings.
Rightward swings, fewer ka-chings.
Nazi plots, on whole: not so profitable.

jon-freeman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Heilarious

thoang1971.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s a big ass loss YOY.

mclit123.bsky.social•3 days ago

He still is making profit. That is a problem.

katvanzan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Excellent bumper sticker slogan.

chossboard.bsky.social•3 days ago

Go volk go broke

chimpvsdog.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don’t fuck with the people

lienpockets.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think we should use that motto now.

ickvigz.bsky.social•2 days ago

And the stock went up. Someone pumping it?

jpeghotdog77.bsky.social•3 days ago

“We will coup who we want” is backfiring on him so beautifully.

schmada.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ahh yes, the classic sell fewer vehicles with steeper discounts business model. Step three? Profit.

dharhix.com•3 days ago

Even better:
https://bsky.app/profile/johnbgilman.bsky.social/post/3lngjo3skpc2o

rscottp.bsky.social•3 days ago

Apparently only Nazis want to drive Nazi cars, who could have predicted that?

johnmaun.bsky.social•3 days ago

Go NAZI, go broke.

ajlzarychta.bsky.social•3 days ago

Exactly. I say CRY MORE, FASH. You don't get to call me a parasite when I pay more tax than you, and your companies are attached to the government like a leech, only without any of the medical benefits.

jwcreighton3.bsky.social•3 days ago

Love to see it!

People actually do care that the products they buy are made by decent, ethical companies.

scenicdecay.bsky.social•3 days ago

And without the $595 mm regulatory credits bought by other manufacturers, it would have posted a massive loss. The only thing keeping Tesla in the green is "corporate welfare".

stadler91.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's a nice campaign slogan! @kenmartin.bsky.social, what do you think?

bringthejoy.bsky.social•3 days ago

So now will they start paying taxes?

trexcapades.bsky.social•3 days ago

For context and to shine a light on how insulated billionaires are from real pain, even when they go mask off fascist, Tesla is still up 9% over the last 6 months.

Further, even after these results, the stock is unchanged in the aftermarket.

Let's keep the pressure on.

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don’t know how they think they’re going to expand to the Chinese market when Musk is inextricable from Trump and Vance at this point

trexcapades.bsky.social•3 days ago

Agreed. Crazy but makes me wonder what dark deals are being make behind American's back.

We already know this is the most corrupt administration in history.

notgoingback1966.bsky.social•3 days ago

When do we do it to starlink?

fiverayrays.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do not pass GO

aknogood.bsky.social•3 days ago

racism and bigotry with a nazi sign doesn't sell

dckate.bsky.social•3 days ago

No one could possibly have foreseen this. Actively antagonizing the entire Tesla-buying demographic (minus the tiny handful of cyber truck bros) should've been such a surefire way to build support for the company. 🙄

smirnov-spite.bsky.social•3 days ago

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters Tuesday that Trump told her “we’re doing very well” regarding a “potential trade deal with China.”

In a private speech for JPMorgan Chase, Scott Bessent cautioned that talks between the United States and China had yet to formally start.

whykiki.bsky.social•3 days ago

Both could be true. Trump could be talking *informally* to China about, say, patents for Ivanka or a Trump Tower Beijing. He's pulling that BS with Vietnam right now. Our policies are just currency to him.

sisyphusredeemed.bsky.social•3 days ago

But they are still, somehow, making a profit? JFC, what does he have to do to make them LOSE money?

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bear in mind a lot of that is being covered by the energy credits they sell to other companies. If Dems find a way to get back in power and turn off the subsidy spigot, he’s gonna crash and burn

billythiex.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can't wait to see the earnings next year.

vivaxcogitatio.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well. That may impact valuation. LOL

Yay!

2000ish.bsky.social•3 days ago

What a roller-coaster, mercy

briannelson2024.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like the go fash lose cash.
Has a nice ring to it.
Go Trump and take a dump?
Go Trumpster burn a dumpster?
I’ll keep trying.

rickretired.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nice!!!

bobv9834.bsky.social•3 days ago

I am embarrassed to admit I read that a couple of times trying to figure out what the typo was that made it not make sense to me.

As usual eventually I discovered I was in fact the "typo".

whykiki.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yesterday I had the opportunity to deliberately and conspicuously not let a Cybertruck into traffic. It was delicious.

sraars.comrades.social•3 days ago

As they are waiting, give them the big ol' thumbs up and when they smile thinking you are going to let them in, turn it into a big ol' thumbs down.

whykiki.bsky.social•3 days ago

Next time!

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•3 days ago

Salute to service

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