thinking about Reacher guesting on KING OF THE HILL. Bobby constantly asking for piggyback rides. Nancy Gribble commenting A LOT about how big he is. Hank delighted to find someone who asks a lot of intelligent questions about propane. Dale tries to karate chop him and Reacher bonks his head - ThreadSky

kenlowery.bsky.social • 14 days ago

thinking about Reacher guesting on KING OF THE HILL. Bobby constantly asking for piggyback rides. Nancy Gribble commenting A LOT about how big he is. Hank delighted to find someone who asks a lot of intelligent questions about propane. Dale tries to karate chop him and Reacher bonks his head

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kenlowery.bsky.social•14 days ago

Maybe he's in town to get a haircut from Bill

ecfnj.bsky.social•14 days ago

I bet he'd treat Bill very nice and listen to his stories.

theotherjeff.bsky.social•14 days ago

He heard the Texas Boggle champion lived in Arlen, and thought he'd check it out.

henchman21.bsky.social•14 days ago

He's the only one that can get it right and Bill never makes jokes about how big he is.

pearlriverflow.com•14 days ago

"Everybody looks the same size in the chair. Sure I gotta let it down a little more for him. But I didn't wanna mention it."

tollsuper.bsky.social•14 days ago

Cotton: “I used to look like you before they blew my shins off”

laughslast.bsky.social•14 days ago

Reacher, "I remember you. I've arrested you multiple times. You're the one we caught strapping a bayonet to a tank."

davidwynne.bsky.social•14 days ago

Would he be magically fluent in Boomhauer, or would he just respond to him every time with an evenly delivered “I do not understand anything you say”?

tendehka.bsky.social•14 days ago

The latter until the final episode when he orders dinner in perfect Boomhauer-ese

rivervangambler.bsky.social•14 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/rivervangambler.bsky.social/post/3lj6fv5ut522v

haredurer.bsky.social•14 days ago

Reacher throws Buck Strickland through a plate glass window.

haredurer.bsky.social•14 days ago

Dale keeps trying to get the drop on Reacher, who just throws him over the fence with one hand.

chrishowdy.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Sure, he's big, but he's never seen SQUIRREL TACTIC"

haredurer.bsky.social•14 days ago

[Dale is flung into tree]

rivervangambler.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Pocket sand! Ahcaa!"

bclev.bsky.social•14 days ago

I can hear his "Yep."

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•14 days ago

Luanne would've married him.

melstefaniuk.bsky.social•14 days ago

Reacher giving a long monotone speech about how Celery Head is derivative of the comedians that came before him and listing golden age prop comics while Bobby frantically takes notes

talestoenrage.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Hey, Reacher!"
"My name's Jack, Bill. How you doing?"
"Good! Good. Yep."
"Yep."
"....please throw me in the river."
"What?"
"NOTHING!"

artofcoop.bsky.social•14 days ago

I want this to exist, I tell you whut

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