I put bells on my cats for the holidays and now, when they run through the house, it sounds like one of Santa’s elves is jerking off. - ThreadSky

jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social • 92 days ago

I put bells on my cats for the holidays and now, when they run through the house, it sounds like one of Santa’s elves is jerking off.

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lamadelyn.bsky.social•92 days ago

Mine stood frozen for 25 minutes before we took them off because she hated it so much 😂

creativemiscreant.bsky.social•92 days ago

The imagery is enough to plug my chimney. Not a euphemism.

author-emerald.bsky.social•92 days ago

Girl I know you said you'd just be shitposting but I wasn't expecting this! 🤣🤣🤣 I love it

seafritz.bsky.social•92 days ago

😂😂

the-real-rj.bsky.social•92 days ago

😂 hahahaha

suncelt.bsky.social•91 days ago

😂😂😂 Hahahaha!

chronicallyrara.bsky.social•91 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

timeagle.bsky.social•92 days ago

My cat would eat them! 😂

msanthropy7.bsky.social•92 days ago

It's the little things...

ohsothisis40.bsky.social•92 days ago

😂🤣😂 🪦
Thank you🖤

gabby1981.bsky.social•92 days ago

Lmao!!

minxy66.bsky.social•91 days ago

When I was a kid I’d put bells in the laces of my Keds around the holidays. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I was annoyed by my younger self- now at least I can laugh at her 🤣🤣

mattygg70.bsky.social•92 days ago

😂

kc6.bsky.social•92 days ago

Cats walking around with bells on is better than idiots actually jerking off in a butterball turkey factory...

Just sayin

eddmacdonald.bsky.social•92 days ago

almost googled that to see if it happened.. remembered that I was at work.

kc6.bsky.social•92 days ago

It's happened in Arkansas in the Ozarks in a Butterball Turkey Factory in 2006, Peta released the info now to boycott the sales of turkeys. It worked....I'll never buy another get a butterball turkey ever.

kng1431.bsky.social•92 days ago

All you had to say was Arkansas

kc6.bsky.social•91 days ago

Okay...Arkansas

airbear01.bsky.social•92 days ago

Lmao! 🤣

kc6.bsky.social•91 days ago

That bad??

zombievegan.bsky.social•92 days ago

Have you watched dirty jobs they suck the … out of the boy with a straw and blow the straw into the cloaca of the hen . Sometimes they swallow some of the male … it’s all beastiality