My legally binding bisexual contract forced me to be straight for the first half of June. Luckily, we're officially in the second half (the gay half of the month), and now I'm allowed to celebrate Pride. Alexa play True Colors by Cyndi Lauper. - ThreadSky

ljdomac.bsky.social • 2 days ago

My legally binding bisexual contract forced me to be straight for the first half of June. Luckily, we're officially in the second half (the gay half of the month), and now I'm allowed to celebrate Pride.

Alexa play True Colors by Cyndi Lauper.

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sketchfox7.bsky.social•2 days ago

alecisbaking.bsky.social•2 days ago

So glad my boyfriend gets to be gay when he visits me.

ljdomac.bsky.social•2 days ago

I had to fill out a ton of paperwork to time it, but I'm glad I got it done. Would've been so awkward if I had shown up during the straight half of the month, and instead of kissing you, would've had to "sup bro" and fist bumped you.

alecisbaking.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your unfortunately frequent interactions with bureaucracy really came in handy

iankeiththomas.bsky.social•2 days ago

Going bi Super Saiyan at midnight on the 15th.

shustovsmirnoff.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is gonna make navigating the dating scenes a lot easier for me now 😌♥️🍑✨

frostytearex.bsky.social•2 days ago

So happy for you, now you can use ✨sparkles ✨

ljdomac.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm so happy I can add the y to gamer for a few weeks.

frostytearex.bsky.social•2 days ago

omg Lucas is a ✨Gaymer✨now.

ljdomac.bsky.social•2 days ago

For like 3 weeks, tops! Then I have drop the y again 😞

northernwitch.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just can’t believe counsel signed off on you signing that stupid settlement agreement. I would have advised you to go rogue and be queer all month.

ljdomac.bsky.social•2 days ago

They wanted me to flip back and forth every day! I said absolutely not. I am seeing my boyfriend later this month and I absolutely could not be straight during that time. The first half is the best I could do.

grinchheart.bsky.social•2 days ago

You starting June 16th:

thebihashira.bsky.social•2 days ago

ljdomac.bsky.social•2 days ago

Let's focus our bi energies together, bestie. Together, we can conjure one rainbow.

thebihashira.bsky.social•2 days ago

Haha just one but a glorious one nonetheless 😁😁🌈

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