Due to rising food costs, the 5 second rule has been increased to 35 seconds - ThreadSky

illumi.meme • 19 days ago

Due to rising food costs, the 5 second rule has been increased to 35 seconds

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bonkoboi.bsky.social•18 days ago

I ate something my kids dropped on the floor and my stomach hurt for 3 days

bulklogan.bsky.social•19 days ago

It's a floor, Michael, how many germs could it have

imdmingyour.mom•18 days ago

i dropped a burnt end from the bbq chicken i made earlier and i was like "ah damn" and looked around, seeing that no one saw me drop it, grabbed it and tossed it in my mouth

imdmingyour.mom•18 days ago

either my immune system has my back or i don't deserve to live

illumi.meme•18 days ago

I mean if you die from home floor dirt it was probably gonna get you at some point anyways

imdmingyour.mom•18 days ago

lmao solid point

matrixman124.hellthread.vet•18 days ago

What "doesn't kill you makes you stronger" will be tested tonight

novodantis.bsky.social•17 days ago

It's a little known fact that bacteria only jumps on board if they see you do it

samrohrbach.space•18 days ago

ok guys get ready for the zero second rule

boboosen.bsky.social•19 days ago

Unless you have a dog, in which case the rule is moot.

goofrider.bsky.social•19 days ago

Jerry no

illumi.meme•19 days ago

wait

zenithsouth.bsky.social•19 days ago

Inflation

urgocakelord.bsky.social•19 days ago

Mine has always been flexible. 5-20 seconds for most things, abt 3 hours for chocolate... 😉
Had to take days off the options list when my immune medication increased. 🤷😂

milesbenjamin.bsky.social•19 days ago

We demand to be able to drink spilled Orange Juice from the floor within the 35 second frame.

butijustmether.bsky.social•19 days ago

Or until the dog gets it, whichever happens first.

dabaum.bsky.social•19 days ago

35 seconds?? ...i've always gone with longer. I think I'm up to 5 minutes now?

goddessburstall.bsky.social•19 days ago

Do you announce it? "Five minute rule!"

dabaum.bsky.social•19 days ago

nah, the only one i'm fighting against is my cat. if she sticks her nose in it first it's hers.

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