Roses are mine Violets are mine Everything is mine I am a cat - ThreadSky

mrlepus.bsky.social • 8 days ago

Roses are mine
Violets are mine
Everything is mine
I am a cat

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ltuhura.bsky.social•8 days ago

Perfect. ♥️🖖🏾

shark-sleeve.bsky.social•8 days ago

As a Cat dad, I'm was forced to create this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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shark-sleeve.bsky.social•8 days ago

So, so true... 🤣🤣🤣

rebusknebus.bsky.social•8 days ago

.....or a Republican

mrlepus.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or Tory. The difference, of course, being that Tories and Republicans scheme, manipulate, and oppress people to take all that is not theirs to take.

Cats just know they own everything as part of the natural order of the Universe. It's basically a fifth fundamental force.

rebusknebus.bsky.social•7 days ago

😁

spookella.bsky.social•7 days ago

Snap

comtnmama.bsky.social•8 days ago

I am George.

mrlepus.bsky.social•8 days ago

Absolute legend.

eternaldefiance.bsky.social•8 days ago

No, you are Elon Musk.

imagine1.bsky.social•7 days ago

world domination ..flower by flower..paw by paw

atthetippingpoint.bsky.social•8 days ago

l envy my cats, they have no idea of what's going on.

giolovesyou.bsky.social•8 days ago

I just spent time trying to teach Slick 🐈‍⬛ to push open the back door without me when unlocked. He couldn’t get it but purred a lot. He’s done it before so he definitely knows how. They play dumb with you for fur strokes but are actually very smart. They like to meow orders instead to control us.

mrlepus.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is the poet in question, if anyone was wondering.