Grabbed ketchup for my burger Long story short, my wife is a monster - ThreadSky

brigitte35.bsky.social • 129 days ago

Grabbed ketchup for my burger

Long story short, my wife is a monster

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kriverswrites.bsky.social•128 days ago

Was it an accident by chance? Did she not notice the gigantic pickle on the front??

brigitte35.bsky.social•128 days ago

Oh, it was intentional. She's really into pickles.

I, however, had no idea this product even existed, let alone that it lived in our house

wrldtrvlr13.bsky.social•128 days ago

Omg I need this in my life!

wrldtrvlr13.bsky.social•128 days ago

I just added this to my grocery cart! And im not allergic to this one! I’m so excited haha. Thanks! 😀

brigitte35.bsky.social•128 days ago

You're a demon in a human suit

wrldtrvlr13.bsky.social•128 days ago

Definitely not over here dipping my pickle potato chips in ketchup… 👀

dee-sappearing.bsky.social•129 days ago

Pickle?! 😖

brigitte35.bsky.social•129 days ago

Ruined my day, possibly my week

dee-sappearing.bsky.social•129 days ago

I'm really sorry 😔

lilyseabrooke.bsky.social•128 days ago

Okay but hear me out I would try this

I'm going to get deported from Portugal for saying that because they care about food here but I would try it

brigitte35.bsky.social•128 days ago

I support you and whatever makes your food palette happy

But I just want to live my life away from the food chaos of pickles in ketchup or my food touching or the textures being wrong

Is it too much to ask?!? IS IT

lilyseabrooke.bsky.social•127 days ago

I'm of half a mind to organize a care package for you to survive around your wife, complete with plenty of safe foods without any pickles in them and plenty of separation between each compartment 🫶

brigitte35.bsky.social•127 days ago

Food is my nemesis. I wish survival wasn't so dependent on it

lilyseabrooke.bsky.social•126 days ago

If I find out about any cyborg augmentation clinics to let you just plug into a wall instead of eating I will let you know immediately

brigitte35.bsky.social•125 days ago

THE DREAM

hoosierkat.bsky.social•129 days ago

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