I’m sorry but there’s gotta be some way to manipulate this guy. Like it’s gonna take a lot of fake laughing but someone needs to step up to the plate - ThreadSky

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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I’m sorry but there’s gotta be some way to manipulate this guy. Like it’s gonna take a lot of fake laughing but someone needs to step up to the plate

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managergabe.bsky.social•1 day ago

We need an army of Luigis

the-johnny-box.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon musk is basically a less fuckable Rasputin

herefornow02.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fake laughing? That sounds like a job for... a theater kid!

herefornow02.bsky.social•1 day ago

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social you see all the likes to this reply? Twenty-fucking-one as I write, wow!
You know it means at least 21 think you are that theater kid right?
So chop chop, get to it, the world isn't gonna save itself!

cbshere.bsky.social•1 day ago

parrots

can do same

and with a british accent!

https://youtube.com/shorts/zDmMLSdpE_I?si=nfTFo-qmsZdWlEd8

falschspieler.com•1 day ago

You mean like manipulating his brain with a high-velocity bullet? In real life?

torsade.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Come up to the roof, and I'll show you something hilarious!"

coneid.bsky.social•1 day ago

We need a new segment where he uses AI to name his most recent offspring.

loblaws-balrog.bsky.social•1 day ago

manipulate? no no. strip of power and throw in the sea

electricmosswitch.bsky.social•1 day ago

Literally, all we need is a straight woman with the “make a man feel like the smartest, strongest boy in town while doing exactly what she wants him to” skill, a leftist agenda, and an iron stomach

relative-void.bsky.social•1 day ago

Given how he treats the fawning fashy women he’s had kids with I think it’s unfortunately gotta be a man he desperately wants the approval of

zeinhorn.bsky.social•1 day ago

It needs to be an audience of men - it’s why he bought Twitter. He wants to be voted edgiest cool guy in high school, like life is a fucking 80s movie

We need to Ferris Bueller him

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