dude found Leaf Cheese, a treasure beyond measure, and i cruelly took it from him and, realizing i had a massive portion of drool-coated cheese in my hand, flung it away in disgust i am so sorry mac - ThreadSky

byelacey.bsky.social • 218 days ago

dude found Leaf Cheese, a treasure beyond measure, and i cruelly took it from him and, realizing i had a massive portion of drool-coated cheese in my hand, flung it away in disgust

i am so sorry mac

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doogie2k.bsky.social•218 days ago

One time, one of my in-laws' dogs found pizza in a ditch, so for the rest of his life, whenever he passed it, Johnny had to sniff around the damned Pizza Ditch just in case manna from heaven appeared again.

patioyeller.bsky.social•218 days ago

I... wow... I can't... I just can't

hamburgerjack.bsky.social•218 days ago

Oh no

You are... A monster 🤣

owlinautumn.bsky.social•218 days ago

Oh the heartbreak! Poor guy. Rare leaf cheese is such a score!

jendrawscomics.bsky.social•218 days ago

The betrayal!!! 🧀

dylanmeconis.bsky.social•218 days ago

My old rescue dog could manifest chicken parts ANYWHERE. He once dove into a decorative hedge deep in a totally residential neighborhood and came out with a whole buffalo wing

ary.bsky.social•218 days ago

I'm sorry but if it were me I'd never forgive you 😔✊

undeadorion.bsky.social•218 days ago

For a brief beautiful moment he was Mac and cheese.

shanny8.bsky.social•218 days ago

LOL @ "seize the cheese"

byelacey.bsky.social•218 days ago

bahaha

dlwchico.bsky.social•218 days ago

Carpe Cheezum?

shanny8.bsky.social•218 days ago

Haaaa

pogo-blue.bsky.social•218 days ago

He was Mac and Cheese and you took his cheese away?? How could you.

byelacey.bsky.social•218 days ago

i'm someone who likes to sleep through the night and not let my dog who has diarrhea from Too Much Cheese outside every two hours

art.millergeek.xyz•218 days ago

OMG Doggy diarrhea is the WORST

sunshade.blue•218 days ago

selfish monster. you may as well have let your friend have the cheese because there's no way you'll be able to sleep after what you've done. i can't imagine the guilt or shame

ass.golf•218 days ago

you monster

vriccithode.bsky.social•218 days ago

WUT YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE IT BACK???

byelacey.bsky.social•218 days ago

NO i didn't give him the Mystery Cheese!!!

vriccithode.bsky.social•218 days ago

lacey you monster

byelacey.bsky.social•218 days ago

i KNOW you know the pain of cleaning diarrhea out of fluffy white fur pantaloons

vriccithode.bsky.social•218 days ago

Binky has had a surprisingly solid gut. She's also really fussy and probably wouldn't eat the mystery road cheese to begin with. My golden retriever on the other hand.... 😬😭