families love BEETHOVEN, the heartwarming movie in which the villain wants to steal the dog to do ammunition tests on his big thick skull - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

byelacey.bsky.social • 87 days ago

families love BEETHOVEN, the heartwarming movie in which the villain wants to steal the dog to do ammunition tests on his big thick skull

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timbrejack.bsky.social•87 days ago

Those movies were so out of pocket lmao. I used to love them when I was much smaller cause PUBBIES! Then when I grew some cognition I realized "oh no big conflict" then hated them lmao

fabi2y.bsky.social•87 days ago

That's not accurate. Beethoven is a beloved family comedy film, but it's not about a villain stealing a dog for ammunition tests. The movie is about a lovable St. Bernard named Beethoven who becomes a part of a family.

nellucnhoj.bsky.social•87 days ago

You also get to watch Agent Mulder's worst day

byelacey.bsky.social•87 days ago

this is me when mac sees a squirrel

byelacey.bsky.social•87 days ago

stay tuned for BEETHOVEN’S 2ND: this time we try to murder little puppies

eschneider.bsky.social•87 days ago

When I was young(-er), I used to swap tapes of Beethoven with Cujo at the local Blockbuster.

I regret nothing.

elyelsonfree.bsky.social•87 days ago

LMAO WHAT? I didn't remember this 😭😭😂

byelacey.bsky.social•87 days ago

WILD SHIT

fjaskgf.bsky.social•87 days ago

and then he falls on a bed of upturned needles. good stuff

siriacus.bsky.social•87 days ago

WTF, I don’t remember that at all from Beeth Oven 💀

zvierlin.bsky.social•87 days ago

I'm dying. I don't remember one single thing from the movies. I now feel compelled to watch them. Thank you. Much love!

6-string-theory.bsky.social•87 days ago

As far as villains (and villainesses) go, film-makers have had to try extra hard since Disney released "101 Dalmatians" all those years ago.

atomicdarth.bsky.social•87 days ago

also, a small child nearly drowns

samstensgaard.bsky.social•87 days ago

Remember when Beethoven when he saves the teenage daughter from getting raped

poly007.bsky.social•87 days ago

The irony that the good wholesome boy that she does end up with is a young Danny Masterson.

g-stanczak.bsky.social•87 days ago

Wait, THAT'S the plot of that movie??

byelacey.bsky.social•87 days ago

its a plot point yes haha

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g-stanczak.bsky.social•87 days ago

Wow, I REALLY didn't pay attention to this film's plot when I was a kid.

byelacey.bsky.social•87 days ago

to be fair MOST of the plot was “big doggy :)”

badscholarship.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is one of my favorite things to randomly remind people about.

byelacey.bsky.social•87 days ago

i hold my giant dogs head in my hands and tell him i’ll protect him from mad scientists and it’s a dark joke but it’s one i enjoy lol

badscholarship.bsky.social•87 days ago

Promise Mac you'll never allow him to be framed for assaulting children so that Oliver Platt and Stanley Tucci can kidnap him