this post was only a joke. i don't actually think it would be good idea for nfl teams to do this. this post was just for fun - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 86 days ago

this post was only a joke. i don't actually think it would be good idea for nfl teams to do this. this post was just for fun

Reposted from Jon Bois

instead of playbooks today’s nfl teams should be reading the holy bible

Comments

ryantbrown.bsky.social•86 days ago

Jesus died on the crossing route

prideinairpower.bsky.social•86 days ago

I hate that this made me laugh

timmer753.bsky.social•86 days ago

I didn't know Judas did to Jesus what Peyton Manning did to Austin Collie.

cruelpenguin.bsky.social•86 days ago

Pontius Pilate really threw him a hospital pass

mialis.bsky.social•86 days ago

I'm glad you clarified I almost deleted you. Glad I scrolled before reacting. 👍😅

brianhicks.bsky.social•86 days ago

it was a fun post, Jon. I had fun.

randstad-rail.bsky.social•86 days ago

“Jesus walks up to the line of scrimmage, surveys the field, takes the snap, hands the ball to Moses, who parts the defense, he’s at the 40-30-20-10 TOUCHDOWN!” The fans are going nuts as the rain turns into wine after that Moses 45 yard touchdown run

paulie.cool•86 days ago

It was a great joke. You’d think you were planting your flag on Ohio State’s field with the way they were reacting

awkwardkong.bsky.social•86 days ago

pfish.zone•86 days ago

Inside every joke there is a kernel of truth.

hammocklyfe.bsky.social•86 days ago

Most of them are aren't they?

silmerion.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thank you for clarifying but please put a disclaimer on your posts from now on when they're jokes. I showed this post to my grandfather and he almost died. Not cool.

sky-c.bsky.social•86 days ago

Is this a copypasta or did you cook this up yourself

realaoc.bsky.social•85 days ago

It's working for Jamies Winston. Dude's balling! 6 TDs if you count the ones he threw to the other team.

ciarar.bsky.social•86 days ago

i would like to have a robust discussion of the pros and cons of organized religion in the comments of your joke post about football please

iamgodzilla.bsky.social•86 days ago

I had to stop being an atheist because it was just too embarrassing. I now follow the Old Ways. The kids think it's weird when I ask a raven permission to cross it's territory. But at least I aren't in your comments screaming about the bible.

mkmk1955.bsky.social•86 days ago

It was fun!!

tenwebbs.bsky.social•86 days ago

The First Epistle to the Corinthians was all about putting your hands in the dirt and running the damn ball, at least from what I remember.

iwillrobyou.bsky.social•86 days ago

And why am I supposed to trust you, Jon?

arjun.bsky.social•86 days ago

It was a great joke.

perpetuareality.com•86 days ago

nono hang on youre cooking

bigdavey88.bsky.social•86 days ago

It's okay to weed out the perpetually most annoying people every once and a while

tomcairney.bsky.social•86 days ago

There’s a lot Noah can teach about how to deal with flooding the zone

tallblondeguy.bsky.social•86 days ago

The I formation is the lamp of the body

zacbentz.com•86 days ago

holy cow

mirrorman.bsky.social•86 days ago

Are you telling me the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ could not call a good enough play to get the first down on third and six?

edzitron.com•86 days ago

This is what's inside the rest of Kingsbury's playbooks

adamlcox.bsky.social•86 days ago

This would explain a lot actually

kylephelps92.bsky.social•86 days ago

It's true though. The real playbook is the one in our hearts. That's definitely Zac Taylor's philosophy on defense.

roxywow.me•86 days ago

wait... I think you might be cooking something here. We need a theologian to review Corinthians on what to do this first down at the 50.

slothpay.bsky.social•86 days ago

People discovering Jon Bois for the first time:🤯

notbop.bsky.social•86 days ago

thats okay jon

kylegodown.bsky.social•86 days ago

Was it not, not, not, not, not, not a joke?

mapablue.bsky.social•86 days ago

oh go with it...

"instead of playing football on Sundays, the NFL should preach."

or maybe just the halftime show... some trumpist preacher running an offering grift thru the stands.

jerkass7.bsky.social•86 days ago

"Yo, why'd the QB just throw 4 Hail Marys in a row?"

hondongerard.bsky.social•86 days ago

RED SEA ON TWO!
BREAK!

titangigante.bsky.social•86 days ago

At least they could still run Hail Mary

optimusmo.bsky.social•86 days ago

Way some of em playing, little prayer to somebody god might be in order lol

katyaandyourdad.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thank you for clarifying

nathanmesser.bsky.social•85 days ago

jackshawhan.bsky.social•86 days ago

.... fine. *puts away playbook where offensive team circles defense with megaphones screaming at the top of their lungs*

stubobnumbers.bsky.social•86 days ago

"Run the dang ball, Goliath!"

redmage138.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thanks for clarifying, Jon. I thought you had gone woke.

dreadsdawn.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ephesians chapter 6 covers some effective plays that use the shotgun formation

swesteel.bsky.social•86 days ago

Good lord, a lot of twitter migrants need to unclench.

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•86 days ago

But...But...but....that might mean altering their precious Perception of Reality

hurmly.bsky.social•86 days ago

For fun? On ALF's hog's Bluesky?!

bskylife.bsky.social•86 days ago

Can you get The Bible on a Microsoft Surface Pro Tablet?

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•86 days ago

This is good website
https://www.biblegateway.com/versions/New-King-James-Version-NKJV-Bible/

bigdavey88.bsky.social•86 days ago

Where can we read The Bible in Microsoft's legendary hit sandbox video game, Minecraft?

ppanchorage.bsky.social•86 days ago

Why did you post it then?

olliemcclellan.bsky.social•86 days ago

I think it might have been this part: "this post was just for fun"

wisheth.bsky.social•86 days ago

uhhhhhhh summoning the flood at 4th & Goal??? idk I don't know anything about NFL

shrfshrf.bsky.social•86 days ago

Bible, obvious joke, but the Quran on the other hand

boomer1956.bsky.social•86 days ago

Yeah - not so funny

euorpa.bsky.social•86 days ago

*siiting down backwards on the chair*
–If you think about it, Jesus was really more of a linebacker…

euorpa.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sorry if this makes no sense, I just skimmed through https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football_positions
On that note though, why does it all sound like gay innuendos? The photos certainly plays their part, but terms like tight end, wide receiver, fullback, turnover, three-point stance, scrimmage… What's going on?

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•86 days ago

If you heard an announcer say "he takes it up the center"; you'd know why

kevin-gg.bsky.social•86 days ago

it was a good post. I had fun reading the replies

cynicalceezy.bsky.social•86 days ago

Tim Tebow is crying somewhere

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•86 days ago

Nah...he's LOLing

brindlecat.bsky.social•86 days ago

My childhood church lionized Tom Landry. I think they made a similar assertion about his coaching technique. They had a whole mythology regarding Tom. Was kinda weird.

ummagummibear.bsky.social•86 days ago

On the plus side, I found a lot of humourless accounts to gleefully block

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•86 days ago

Building your own Truth Silo from the coming Political Apocalypse??🧐

vichrodrigues.bsky.social•86 days ago

you still could become a SEC coach just with that take though

econdad.bsky.social•85 days ago

brible

econdad.bsky.social•85 days ago

Pronounced bribble

skovby.bsky.social•86 days ago

That’s what I thought 🤭

whistlingbatter.bsky.social•86 days ago

how are there so many ppl who dont get obvious humor

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ignorance is both Bliss and the preferred state of the 'normal' unenlightened American 'prole

olliemcclellan.bsky.social•86 days ago

resistliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibs!!!!

eaglesadvocate.bsky.social•86 days ago

Mixed with “the players can’t read” racists.

olliemcclellan.bsky.social•86 days ago

Oh no. I hadn't made it down that far.

olliemcclellan.bsky.social•86 days ago

Also 'I can read a single high safety; that's all the literacy I need. Now do you want to talk about books some more or do you want to see me throw some bombs?"

eaglesadvocate.bsky.social•86 days ago

I’m not sure the best way to reply to a Jon Bois tweet, but it’s definitely not posting the first joke you think of.

guiltypanacea.bsky.social•86 days ago

Geez, this place really did get a lot of new users

dhunsber.bsky.social•86 days ago

Too bad so many have yet to have formed the concept of humor. Had they read some of your other posts perhaps it would have given them a clue.

varsoon.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sometimes you have to wrangle them Bois
You don't know how powerful they've become
Anyway even Jesus couldn't save (poor defensive line from relevant team)

capitalismhater.bsky.social•86 days ago

You need to think about your posts. What if a innocent coach saw this? They'd be the laughingstock of the NFL because they trusted your advice

camel-cultist.bsky.social•86 days ago

aw! you got me good bois

floydnine.bsky.social•86 days ago

Nope, I think they would play better football. I will support the original joke as my opinion. I am not a big sports guy, and really would just like to see the outcome....like half a game. I get distracted by the cheerleaders.

haydukelivesbig.bsky.social•86 days ago

Whatever, you zealot. Back to Gilead with you!

chronsky.bsky.social•86 days ago

Mr Jon posting just for fun? I am shocked. Shocked I say!

armandhammer.bsky.social•86 days ago

it's a great honeypot for bots and people who dont get jokes, jon

sneakcattack.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ok Mr. In future, to avoid confusion, how the heck are we supposed know it’s a joke!?

sneakcattack.bsky.social•86 days ago

If there had been a ‘knock knock’ this whole thing would’ve been prevented

mcoatney.bsky.social•86 days ago

Honestly, though, I could see Andy Reid drawing up a play that involved marching around the Raiders defense 7 times and then blowing a horn before snapping the ball....

n8dogg.bsky.social•86 days ago

Don't do that to us. It's so hard to tell these days

notreefiddy.bsky.social•86 days ago

Something I've learned is that Bluesky isn't very big on jokes. Very serious here, all the time. Find myself bouncing back to the other app when I need some humor.