This has got to be the worst version of the King Arthur story ever told! www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5N4... - ThreadSky

phelous.bsky.social • 30 days ago

This has got to be the worst version of the King Arthur story ever told!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5N4rCc9p6k

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"Giant Eating Children". As in "A Giant Who Is Eating Children", or "Children Who Are Eating Giants"!?
Also, is it me or does Morgause have the same design as another Golden Films Character?
Intriguing Review.
I do wonder, how many more Good Times & Golden Films works do you have available to you!?

hewytoonmore.bsky.social•30 days ago

Peter S. Beagle!? The author of The Last Unicorn, one of my all-time favorite fantasy novels/movies wrote this?! WTF?! And it turns out he also wrote Golden Films' Moses movie, too. Hope you mention that whenever you get around to reviewing that movie.

hypnoscream.bsky.social•30 days ago

I like how most cash ins are just kind of boring or dumb at worst but then Golden Films just consistently make the most inane, mindnumbing things ever put to the screen

hewytoonmore.bsky.social•30 days ago

Worst part, this movie was actually written by a legendary fantasy novelist. Peter S. Beagle!!

hypnoscream.bsky.social•30 days ago

To be fair, Golden Films has an odd history with famous people writing scripts for them. Charles Martinet wrote their Anastasia screenplay. Yes, THAT Charles Martiner

hewytoonmore.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oh, THAT I already knew from Phelous' review.

rodneyoperarat.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oh no 😂😂😂

jthom529.bsky.social•30 days ago

thinkingsabrecat.bsky.social•25 days ago

It's actually a really interesting story that was actually originally french but much like Beowulf was spreading at fairs and winter harvest celebrations.

pizzaandtacos.bsky.social•30 days ago

Lancelot reminds me of Owen Wilson. “Oh wow!”

grantwhite.bsky.social•29 days ago

Speaking as a Brit, I don't blame Arthur for not wanting to come back here to fix our shit.

They had to create Bevanfield to lull us all to sleep instead.

dabaum.bsky.social•25 days ago

I don't know...I think the story would be interesting as a live action r rated "adult" movie....maybe. but it's the worst one ever for kids.

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