Threads instantly destroyed by making an even worse word for post than skeet - ThreadSky

samuel.bsky.team • 602 days ago

Threads instantly destroyed by making an even worse word for post than skeet

Reposted from Bloomberg News

We are live on Threads with an amazing throot https://www.threads.net/@bloombergbusiness

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tape.bsky.social•602 days ago

They should’ve called them ‘threats’ (pronounced like treats)

nonbinary.computer•602 days ago

I maintain that Jay is a genius for half-heartedly asking people not to use it, guaranteeing that it would stick, and never making it official, so that if it stops being funny people will be able to switch away.

justseeby.bsky.social•602 days ago

Can’t believe they’re sticking THAT down our throots 😬

scarlets.bsky.social•602 days ago

Never under any circumstance do I want anything I have written to be classified as a throot

aldog.bsky.social•602 days ago

Trying to think of better terms than "throot" 1 - 2 - 3 Go!
String
Knot
Needle
Just fucking "thread"
Post
Ping
Zing
Throb-dong

I guess that's all the possibilities.

simplesarahbear.bsky.social•602 days ago

I feel like they should have throot this throo better.

gr33ngold.bsky.social•602 days ago

lmao amazing

gazerrant.com•602 days ago

all them threaders gonna be trying to be the throot goot

aured.bsky.social•602 days ago

Jesus fucking christ.

skeets.zip•602 days ago

I am here for this

derekhill.bsky.social•602 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/derekhill.bsky.social/post/3jzsto7cnds2o

samuel.bsky.team•602 days ago

writing threads on Threads is called deepthrooting

aprillia.bsky.social•602 days ago

Throot through it

waelser.com•602 days ago

noooooooo

samuel.bsky.team•602 days ago

it's so over for metacels

samuel.bsky.team•602 days ago

this blue up check out my soundcloud: @graysky.app

samuel.bsky.team•602 days ago

they were so close with threads. genuinely good name. "rethreading" sounds like an actual word. then they threw it all away

atri.lol•602 days ago

*throot it all away

ignu.bsky.social•602 days ago

should’ve been called zuccs

samuel.bsky.team•602 days ago

what, and then subtweeting becomes “zuccing someone off”?

geepranks.bsky.social•602 days ago

Wheezing

mackuba.eu•386 days ago

I AM THROOT

roricomics.bsky.social•602 days ago

instantaneous, visceral react

strangeandpretty.com•602 days ago

Rethroot. Re-fucking-throot, y’all.

antifahomuhomu.bsky.social•602 days ago

they say Nancy Reagan was the all time throot goot

arniedxer.bsky.social•601 days ago

Sounds like they stole a Mastodon word "toot" 🥸

cameron.pfiffer.org•602 days ago

Deep Throot

crystalpepsi.bsky.social•602 days ago

Ready to be the Throot Goot

boombutton.bsky.social•602 days ago

If you're going to go for something that sounds vaguely sexual, at least commit to the bit and call it a thrussy.

brooke-atkinson.bsky.social•602 days ago

Refuse to believe skeet is real

samuel.bsky.team•602 days ago

it's not, it's a psyop. I will never give in

down10.bsky.social•602 days ago

Love it or leave

down10.bsky.social•602 days ago

(I was kidding, but I still think calling posts "skeets" here is pretty funny. ymmv)

blueheronfarm.bsky.social•602 days ago

Came here to make a deep throot joke and saw all the throot goat jokes. Never change, folks.

handle.invalid•602 days ago

What do you mean, I am in love with the idea of following all my favorite Throots

hbag.bsky.social•602 days ago

also they dont operate in the EU (im guessing because the EU actually has data privacy laws) so lol

raantuva.fyi•602 days ago

THROOT? Good god...

karlrolson.com•602 days ago

mastodon's toots are less embarrassing that throot lmao

menjivar.bsky.social•602 days ago

The throot goot was Nancy Reagan's nickname in rural Saskatchewan.

zhiheather.bsky.social•602 days ago

What.

There are so many terms related to thread that could have been used.

Knot, snippet, filament, strand, loop, stitch...

Instead they went with what, Groot's knockoff cousin? 🙄

queerhorse.bsky.social•602 days ago

Probably shouldn't go with knot

-Sincerely, a furry

zhiheather.bsky.social•602 days ago

I do not want to know...

😬

theblacknerd.bsky.social•602 days ago

I almost vomited when I read it

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