make me the mayor of new york and i promise i will commit very few crimes and they will all be pizza based - ThreadSky

mauraquint.bsky.social • 167 days ago

make me the mayor of new york and i promise i will commit very few crimes and they will all be pizza based

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richwanket.bsky.social•167 days ago

Votes Maura.

ouisequitur.bsky.social•167 days ago

team up with pizza rat to take down the czar because ANTICOMMUNIST

mattblades.bsky.social•167 days ago

War On Pizza Rat Crimes

dmax801.bsky.social•167 days ago

Zardulu!

luimnea.bsky.social•167 days ago

Mandatory Pineapple.
Knife & Fork only.

trooperbari.bsky.social•167 days ago

What is your administration's position on putting penne on pizza?

mauraquint.bsky.social•167 days ago

first of all everyone should feel free to live their pizza life in whatever way they feel is authentic to them; second, wtf

trooperbari.bsky.social•167 days ago

I salute your commitment to pizza anarchy. My donation is at the ready whenever your mayoral campaign goes live.

wikisteff.bsky.social•167 days ago

Mmmm... pizza-based crimes.

Is it thin crust, Maura? Are your crimes thin crust-related?

toleranceleft.bsky.social•167 days ago

Can I be your Field Director

joseph-crowley.bsky.social•167 days ago

Are we talking anchovies and pineapple together on pizza crimes, or ninja turtles style vigilante crimes, or boring ol stealing pizza from various departments and not chipping in crimes?

richmahogany.bsky.social•167 days ago

Also good news I think you can work pizza into the mayoral office budget, probably no crimes necessary

joseph-crowley.bsky.social•167 days ago

Nah, the crime makes it extra tasty! Can't get that with legal pizza.

richmahogany.bsky.social•167 days ago

That’s actually very true. So wise.

veghistory.bsky.social•167 days ago

*folds pizza slice in opposite direction*

sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social•167 days ago

Eating it with pineapple or a fork?

wscotgrey.bsky.social•167 days ago

A solid platform.

deekeee.bsky.social•167 days ago

knaveryesque.bsky.social•167 days ago

Only accepting cash in amounts that could be hidden under a large pizza? ;)

ernekid.bsky.social•167 days ago

You've gained the critical the Noid endorsement

jeremypup.bsky.social•167 days ago

This is all fun and games til we actually elect you and suddenly the city is plagued by a string of gruesome pizza murders.

irisstarr3.bsky.social•167 days ago

With the assistance of subway rats

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