V: *spits in the sink while brushing his teeth* That was me spitting on your grave.
J: Don’t I have to die first for that? I don’t even know where I’m gonna be buried.
V: In the sink, apparently.
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V: Minions speak toddler.
P: That’s my favorite language! I’m learning it on Duolingo.
J: Don’t I have to die first for that? I don’t even know where I’m gonna be buried.
V: In the sink, apparently.
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V: Minions speak toddler.
P: That’s my favorite language! I’m learning it on Duolingo.
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Ro: What?
P: Huzzah.
Ro: Huzzah!
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V, talking about a cat: She said “Meow? Meow!” So I said “Meow meow meow-meow meow!”
L, reading a book: A gripping conversation, I’m sure.
V: I can’t believe she called me that.
L, perpetuating the joke: The mouths on these cats nowadays.
L, smiling slightly: Glad it’s not mine.